#god this is one of my favorite of his jokes

mulaneysbutt:

My parents had gone to the same college as Bill Clinton … and my mom tells me there was this sort of chivalrous policy on campus back then, where late at night, if female students were leaving the library unaccompanied, male students were encouraged to wait out in front and offer to walk them home.

That sounds good, right? [chuckles]

So my mom tells me that Bill Clinton would be out in front of the library every single night, just being like: [imitating Clinton] “Hey can I walk you home? Hey can I walk you home? Hey can I walk you home?”