#guess who got back into that hard lately
More reasons why that SCP object is presently uncontained:
- Subject is unusually easily mistaken for other, unrelated objects, rendering successful containment difficult to assess
- Subject consistently proves just slightly the wrong size/shape to fit through cell door; efforts to construct containment around subject instead invariably stymied by measurement errors
- Containment procedures are easily devised, but any attempt explain them to others results in comical misunderstanding
- Subject’s nature is such that it can never be contained in the same way twice, and we don’t want to use up the really good ones
- Containment specialists report they are “getting around to it”
- Subject uncontained because it’s just a little guy, come on, you wouldn’t contain a little guy, would you, and also it’s subject’s birthday, it’s just a little birthday boy
- Subject ontologically inverts any space it’s confined in such that the interior of the cell becomes “outside containment” and everything that isn’t the cell becomes “in containment”
- Subject could readily be contained, but, like, it’s reallyannoying
- Subject agrees that it should be contained and enthusiastically cooperates with every effort to contain it, to those efforts’ detriment
- Subject may be contained neither indoors nor outdoors, neither during the day nor during the night, by neither man nor beast, etc.; prophecy loophole research is ongoing
- Each containment effort initially appears to succeed; however, later examination consistently reveals that what was actually contained is a non-anomalous human named Steve
- Containment specialists could have sworn subject was right there
