The matching forehead bruises due to a kissing mishap prompt would be so funny for Edgeworth and Gumshoe.
Imagine Phoenix asks Edgeworth about the bruise on his forehead and he gets a little pink in his cheeks as he makes up a lie about a box of biscuits falling out of his cabinet and clunking him on the forehead. Phoenix just assumes he’s blushing because it’s embarrassing for him to admit such a silly thing happened to him but he feels like something’s a bit off…
He runs into Gumshoe later that day and asks about his bruise. Like a fool Gumshoe starts to explain what really happened “well me and Mr Edgeworth were-” and then he remembers it’s supposed to be a secret and he turns bright red “we- weren’t doing anythin’, pal! He wasn’t even with me when I got this bruise! I got it from uh, myself! And it’s got nothin’ to do with Mr Edgeworth’s bruise, got it, pal?!” Phoenix slowly starts to piece everything together as Gumshoe rambles on about how clumsy he is before he comes up with an excuse to leave that’s obviously a lie. While Gumshoe hurries away and pretends to look busy Phoenix just grinsand thinks to himself Edgeworth and Gumshoe, huh? Who would’ve thought?
I’d really love for Edgeworth and Gumshoe to go shopping together. Like Edgeworth most likely doesn’t check the prices of the items before he puts them in his cart and he doesn’t hesitate to get the pricey brand name stuff whereas Gumshoe always grabs a flyer at the front of the store advertising all the sales and he probably has a few coupons in his pockets too.
Gumshoe’s no math genius but he can always figure out what the better deal is. Just give him a second and he’ll be able to tell you which brand of salad dressing is cheaper or which box of pancake mix will serve more, all of that stuff! (It really came in handy when his salary was hardly enough to make a living) Edgeworth doesn’t exactly need to be clipping coupons and participating in the “ten for ten” sales or buying cheap foods but Gumshoe always promises that the store brand stuff is just as good as the fancy stuff - it’s usually fine, a few times it was even better, but Edgeworth still can’t help feeling the tiniest bit silly when he thinks of how his sister would react to him eating 1,99 crackers with ,99 cent blocks of cheese (though on one occasion Gumshoe brought home a knock-off box of chamomile tea and Edgeworth didn’t speak to him until he corrected his mistake - it was absolutely unforgivable and he’s sure Franziska would agree with at least that much)
Edgeworth and Gumshoe go on a date to the Steel Samurai theme park :3
They do all the typical amusement park stuff, they ride the Nickel Samurai (kiddie) rollercoaster, go on a tour through Neo Olde Tokyo, Gumshoe even tries his hand at the Evil Magistrate fighting game and he wins Edgeworth a little pink princess plushie, it’s flimsy and practically nothing in comparison to the merch Edgeworth spends a fortune on in the gift shop but he treasures it nonetheless.
Being stuck in a capsule hundreds of feet in the air sounds like an absolute nightmare to Edgeworth so at the end of their date they don’t get on the Pink Princess Ferris Wheel but they watch it from just from outside the park, sharing a lil kiss as the wheel take it’s last spin for the day :3
