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Yes, we’re back with Goop-split 2014! The Telegraph has added to its collection of geographic reasons not to marry the person you love with The Pitfalls of Marrying an American Woman.
The pitfalls include: “swapping hands with cutlery,” “absurd conception of distance” and “the word ‘woo!’”
To marry an American is to accept the word “woo!” into your life. The word is not in any dictionary, but is written deep inside an American’s heart and soul. To an American, if anything vaguely good is happening, one must emit a “woo”. Perhaps a baseball team has hit a baseball. Or a tray of cupcakes successfully made it from the kitchen to a living room table.
Benefits: “Incredible teeth,” “down to earth” and “they actually enjoy sex.”
Advantage: Love
Wed, 26 Mar 2014 08:51:38