#hatchetfield teens

At an ice cream shop:

Alice: oh look! Rainbow sprinkles!! we need to get the rainbow sprinkles!!

Deb: you don’t even like

sprinkles

Alice: They’re gay sprinkles

Deb: I like sprinkles, I’ll just get them

Alice: I need to get them too! It would be so homophobic of me not to get them. People need to know I’m gay

Deb:…I’m sure the pride t-shirt and us holding hands has done it

Alice: *deep solemnly sigh* I know, but it is my *duty* to get the rainbow sprinkles

Deb: *chuckles* I mean, yeah. Let’s do it

Five min later

Deb: d'ya like yours? :DD

Alice: yeah but I don’t like the texture of the sprinkles

Deb:

Deb:

Alice: