#hazbin hotel shitpost
~Upon visiting the Hazbin Hotel~
Lucifer: GET YOUR
DOGDEER, BITCH!Charlie:He don’t bite.
Alastor, being the feral menace he is:
Lucifer:YES HE DO!
PFFFFFFFFFTTTT
Alastor is evil bc deer pushed his mom off a cliff
~Upon visiting the Hazbin Hotel~
Lucifer: GET YOUR
DOGDEER, BITCH!Charlie:He don’t bite.
Alastor, being the feral menace he is:
Lucifer:YES HE DO!
PFFFFFFFFFTTTT
Alastor is evil bc deer pushed his mom off a cliff