Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you’ve got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one’s gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I’m telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don’t normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see… not those… you/youse, I’ll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog’s pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.
he/hee you say?
I dunno, wasn’t that like Michael Jackson’s thing tho?
