#he just told you didnt he

C: “I guess I should prepare for competition, huh? I’m surprised if this won’t get you to the front page of every possible science magazine. Trust me, you’ll look dashing on those.”

J: “You’re well aware that I’m not interested in dating. What would there even be competition for? We’re not-”

C: “Don’t shoot me! I was just kidding. Well, partly? I’ve been enjoying having you all for myself but-”

J: “You haven’t. I went out with Jonas.”

C: “Well, that’s- wait, haha, what?”

J: “It's—it appeared to be the most logical solution. After I… uh… slept with him.”

C: “…Holy shit.”

C: “Okay, just… did it even cross anyone’s mind to tell me??”