Don’t worry that your blood pressure is through the roof, don’t worry that even trying to move hurts every joint in your body, don’t worry that your diabetes is becoming rapidly uncontrollable, don’t worry about now having to sleep with a CPAP on, don’t even worry about the massive chest pains you get even at the slightest exertion.
These are all good things, achievements even, each one marks one step closser to reaching the ultimate end goal for pigs like you, that is to show the greatest devotion to hedonism and gluttony and eat your self to an early grave.
Don’t worry that you won’t see your 30th birthday, it was never ment to be for you, you were only ever supposed to be a receptacle for food, so don’t worry about it and have your 3rd dinner instead.
Did you know there are some lucky feedees out there that can actually turn themselves on and almost masturbate just by eating. These exceptionally lucky piggies brains are simply just wired differently, in such a way that their brains simply can’t tell the difference between eating and masturbating, as far as their brain is concerned they are one and the same thing.
For those of you not lucky enough to naturally experience this, don’t worry because it’s actually pretty easy to rewire your brain to experience this too, and the best bit is that it’s a lot of fun as well.
So you may be wondering how to actually go about rewiring your brain at this point, well don’t worry I’m going to tell you right now.
Step 1: Anytime you eat, you must also masturbate, and anytime you want to masturbate you must be eating at the same time.
Step 2: Keep doing it, thats it really, how long you will have to keep doing it depends on you each person is different but generally after a month of doing this most people’s brains will now just associate eating and masturbating as the same thing, meaning that if you now stop masturbating while eating, you should get the same pleasure you felt from it as before.
A word of warning though, once you have achieved this it can be pretty hard to separate the two again. This means that no matter where or when you are, if you are eating it’s going to feel like you are masturbating, so don’t come crying to me because it’s now really awkward to eat in front of normies.
Also because you are a feedee it stands to reason that your going to be eating a lot and very often, this means your going to be horny basically all the time, this can lead to addiction food addiction extremely quickly, for some of you this is simply a dream come true but if your not into that it’s best to avoid this.
