#heist society
egbert: surely there’s something more to this than ‘that man in the stocks stole the gem’
johnny: oh i couldn’t possibly say, my boy…
johnny: certainly not after just one tinny…
dob: amelia, i have a great plan.
dob: lead us to the gem that we know is here! that he alledgedly stole (that we know is here!) ((we know)) and then, come with us to horatio. and then, we will use our Various Magics to create, having seen the gem, (we can only do this if we’ve seen the actual gem) a fake gem! and then we’ll present the fake gem to him and if he’s like “aha! got the gem at last suckers! i never loved you bye!!!” then we’ll know he was false!
dob: and we’ll kill him.
prudence: i shimmy up to the front of the queue in my sexy minion outfit
corazon: and you’re like “bello ;)”
merilwen: i wanna be prudence!!! because she’s cool!!!
prudence: awwwwwww!!!!
prudence: i’ll be prudence too.
johnny: it is an evening, of a temperature
Favourite Tropes Meme:The Classy Cat Burglar
Walking, talking, purring class. She doesn’t steal; she liberates. She doesn’t lie; she fibs. She steals from the rich and gives to… herself, but she’s so graceful and easy on the eyes that you’ll want to let it slide.
TV Series: Bela (Supernatural)
Books: Gabrielle (Heist Society)
Movies: Selina Kyle (Dark Knight Rises)
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Favourite Tropes Meme:The Caper
Told from the criminal viewpoint, a group plans and executes an elaborate crime. Usually characterised not only by the devilishly clever plan, but the dynamics between the colourful Caper Crew.
TV Series: Hustle, Leverage, The A-Team
Books: Six of Crows, Heist Society, The Lies of Locke Lamora
Movies: Ocean’s 11, Inception, To Catch a Thief
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