#hello queue

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

if I had a bald head I would let all my followers slap it

the pressure to shave my head has never been higher

kumagawa:

captainamericaa:

kumagawa:

captainamericaa:

BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

this is literally the 92 bulls

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

it’s called a fade away jumper

markergraveyard:

so theres this jerma locker at my school

werewo1ves:

BACK 2 BACK

moonlightduelist:

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

straycatj:

ぼうしのハナシがでたせいで…

ねてるあいだに、家主がはずかしぼうをかぶせやがりました

My landlady put me the shame hat while I was sleeping because some talked about my hats…

むか

Disgusting

こうしてやる！

はっぱくってやるです！

I’ll break it! I’m going to eat these leaves!

mod2amaryllis:

redradcomrade:

jacobtheloofah:

ricketricket:

libertybill:

‘Avatar 2’ Delayed Until at Least 2015, Says Jon Landau

Cant wait

any day now

it’s actually coming out now so this post’s funniness officially has an expiration date

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened

nerviovago:

cerastes:

holdtightposts:

There’s so much to unpack here:

• Pack of Beakers
• Goth Beaker
• The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer
• The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer
• The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur
• The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning

emptycontainer:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

thyrell:

in my defense your honor i just got out of the shower and my hair is so soft. come feel this its so soft. yes i did kill him though sorry. is that bad

anuic:

you say im crazy i got your crazy

clowngirldaisy:

aaaaaa she’s eating a burger lol

sandmandaddy69:

metamorphesque:

nickie zimov, an etude in bronze

bedrock-to-buildheight:

From the Wikipedia page on loons

ieafy: