#high posting

fredersens:

vympr:

i need this so bad

thegaymertrainer:

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my-name-is-mine-to-know:

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pekasairroc:

rebetli:

dulimano:

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ceylonsilvergirl:

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otakasensei:

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birdadjacent:

meekona:

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one of those generically cheerful Bless this Home (and all who enter) signs, but instead it says Memento Mori (remember that you must die)

so, i made a thing

Not quite the same concept (sorry to add on), but this is the sign I have right inside my door

@ellynneversweet your TAGS: #I once visited a cousin’s house where she had ‘friends’ ‘relax’ signs and bit my lip the entire time so as not to ask where the matching‘enemies’ ‘beware’ signs were

I know it isn’t much but I did make this,

House blessing embroidery is my favorite goddamn thing, I’ll have to make that nuclear waste warning one

megvasarolnam!!!

a nuclear waste kéne

Hijinks, Hubris, Heresy

HIKJINKS HUBRIS HERESY

I’m pretty sure the 3 things needed to be considered a living thing are that you need to consume nutrients, produce waste, and be able to reproduce, so my dad and i came up with

Masticate, Fornicate, Defecate

And i like that

ah yes, the 3 characteristics of life

Masticate

Fornicate

Defecate

@schemer-the-dragon66

slowlyshytheorist:

himbofisher:

When you get to the most basic part of quantum mechanics, they’re actually very easy to figure out.

I am so high right now

I like how Steven Grant often stresses the last syllable or letter of a word.

“It’s meant to be unlockeD”

“The tounnnnnnge.”

“A child is not a diseased liMB.”

Yo is it weird to write self insert fanfiction where the platonic friendship you’ve written for yourself and the main character slowly becomes romantic without your permission or intent and suddenly find yourself writing what qualifies as masturbatory fantasies but at the same time really really want people to read the fic when it’s finished because there’s a lot of cool scenes but still feel awkward about sharing it because the way you accidentally peppered in a growing emotional connection throughout the story which has somehow turned into an increasing romantic tension that culminates in a love scene so you can’t just do a smut-free edit of the now 24k words worth of something that you are genuinely proud of?

I always write nonlinearly, so how the FUCK did I end up writing in romance?!

In the end, it’s still the most TMI thing ever written because I tend to ramble about myself to total strangers in real life, so of course I’m gonna over share if I’m writing myself as a character that gets dumped into a fandom. This is the downside of no longer having a filter due to a traumatic brain injury.

I AM TOO HIGH FOR THIS

A Jacana carrying chicks underneath its wings. Credit Charl Stols