#hilarous
Aries: dropping an entire freezer box of tubes on the floor. and yes it really did seem to fall in slow motion
Taurus: saying “nah it’ll be ok” when in fact, it did not turn out ok
Gemini: switching sample tubes halfway through and forgetting i did that
Cancer: accidentally calculating everything one decimal point off and not noticing until weeks later
Leo: not seeing a typo on my poster until it came time to present at a national meeting. pretend to be nonchalant about it, actually screaming on the inside
Virgo: spilling toxic xylene all over the shared fume hood hmmm what a smell that was
Libra: couldn’t make up my mind on what to do with a reagent (toss or use later?) until i forgot about it and it grew a bunch of nasty fungi
Scorpio: cleaning a slide coverslip a little bit too hard and crushing it between my fingers like some brutish ogre
Sagittarius: going in for one (1) pipette tip and overturning entire box (entire box) all over lab bench
Capricorn: not my personal fail, but the PI in the lab i rotated through accidentally called a lab bench a “lab bitch” and even though neither of us reacted i could tell he was slowly dying on the inside
Aquarius: dropping an agarose gel on the ground. who knew they would be so slippery and gravity so strong. it did make a satisfying PLAP noise though
Pisces: ok i totally forgot to include pisces in this post when i published it so that counts as a Fail TM right
It’s real and it’s hilarious!
