#hobtxt

I FUCKING LOVE PLAYS I LOVE ACTORS I LOVE MONOLOGUES I LOVE SILLY LITTLE PEOPLE BOUNCING AROUND WITH THEIR SILLY LITTLE PROPS ON THEIR SILLY LITTLE STAGE

if any lovely lady would like to live in a costume drama with me and engage in activities that would lead literary critics to call us ‘very close friends’ please hmu

i love writing fanfic i literally just say stupid shit about characters i love and people r like omg marry me

hobgoblinns:

my wall is so sexy i love my sexy wall

to clarify this is a wall covered in pictures of people i love. i am not wallsexual

my wall is so sexy i love my sexy wall

there are like 3 funny people on the internet

“op is x” even a broken clock is right twice a day

harry styles in dunkirk has the same energy as john lennon in how i won the war tbh

unironically my workout routine consist of putting on my musicals playlist (which consists of the most bizarre mix of musicals and concept albums you’ve ever heard) and then getting into character as much as possible for each one and acting them out in excruciating detail in the mirror while incorporating any parts of the choreography i can remember and reasonably act out without dying

(this is something i used to do when i was a cringy little 13 year old and now that i’m Grown i like living out all the cringe stuff i used to do with a more open mind which lets me enjoy it more)

i hate listening to musicals because what if people think i like musicals

but as usual what i’m most excited for is to see my favourite characters get the shit kicked out of them

i have to say one of the things i’m most excited for in tua s3 is five getting the chance to take a breather and experience the passage of time normally

“dangling on the melting edge of sleep” is such a ridiculous and pretentious line with absolutely no meaning or value to it and yet the specific combination of words is so sexy to me

the things i tweet on my priv twitter are too funny. that’s why they’re on priv. if the world could see them i would become too famous and everyone would die of laughter at my hilarity

devastated to announce that i will NOT be watching umbrella academy season 3 all in one day because my mum wants to watch it with me and she likes to take her time with shows

the only reason i don’t have more mental breakdowns here is because then i have to go to the trouble of tagging them hob.txt whereas on my twitter i can be unhinged at the click of a button

not to be a dumbass on main but i never realised wilson from house and neil from dead poets society are the same guy despite like obviously knowing this. like it was in the back of my brain and i just forgot to access this knowledge

just went on an insane unhinged spree of adding gifs off sebastian de souza in the great to my queue

another 60th prediction: the doctor will be very gay because rtd regrets not doing that last time

i feel like me and brittain ashford are going through the exact same experience right now, whatever that may be

shining girls and the gilded age coming out the same year we call that a win for the nats

i feel like in these behind the scenes doctor who photos david tennant still has some red in his hair from good omens

hobgoblinns:

i can’t start war and peace posting now. i’ve been clean for 3 years. if i start making “where is your leg” jokes it’s over

it’s been 3 years since i read the book for the 3974647th time also and i swear i don’t remember what happens

i can’t start war and peace posting now. i’ve been clean for 3 years. if i start making “where is your leg” jokes it’s over

nph is going to be playing the celestial toymaker. if i end up being right about this i become the new lord of doctor who

honestly i really just like greek mythology because i love men failing