#house hunted

LIVE

Being a resident in Uncanny Valley must be goated. Nothing phases you once you’ve gotta fight off the local realtor trying to sell you a man eating house.

Work in retail is pvp everyone can catch these hands if they wanna act funny. Plus you never gotta explain shit.

Boss: Why were you 30 minutes late today?

Worker: None of your fucking business Henry now open the store.

(One day you just snap distorts reality and just physically block people like a Google ad. You float above your station and someone gotta pull you down before you get stuck on the ceiling.)

Everyday is a day someone is testing you in Uncanny Valley.