#john doe
Well I can still remember
A couple of years ago
When the smoke and flame called my name
It was a burning house of love
That rusty nail over our front door
Is where I hung our tears in the rain
I threw that horseshoe into the weeds
To see what luck can bring
Cause you’re in your bed, I’m in mine
On either side of town
I think I might take a ride
And burn your love house down
Like a burning house of love….
when steph crashes the batmobile into a joker goon truck
John and Lego!Joker would always started talking about their Batmen, but then it would accidentally roll over into arguments about which of their mice is better, and so on X)
Idea - https://youtu.be/m8a8o_3jj8M
!Warning! underthale flashbacks
(The link to the author of the idea is not working)
I made some hard enamel pins
Being a resident in Uncanny Valley must be goated. Nothing phases you once you’ve gotta fight off the local realtor trying to sell you a man eating house.
Work in retail is pvp everyone can catch these hands if they wanna act funny. Plus you never gotta explain shit.
Boss: Why were you 30 minutes late today?
Worker: None of your fucking business Henry now open the store.
(One day you just snap distorts reality and just physically block people like a Google ad. You float above your station and someone gotta pull you down before you get stuck on the ceiling.)
Everyday is a day someone is testing you in Uncanny Valley.
So I just got done watching House Hunted by the same creator of the John Doe game. Plus the game is set in the same universe. All I’m saying for right now is House Hunted is the reason why the Junji ito girl wanted to fuck that house. (The slow world building is very fascinating. Like prime OC making material.)
I have a few thing I wanna say is one I’m super said that YouTube doesn’t like the John Doe series. I’m assuming if manly were to play it they video would get age redistricting and then ads removed from it making it impossible for him to play. Sadge hours-
Back to the junji ito house. House Hunted (spoilers) seems like a prequel to John Doe because in one of the you live ending, John is just walking across the street spot you and “instantly falls in love”. Where I’m assuming it triggers the John Doe game.
Back to the main guy in house Hunted (again spoilers)
You are just trying to get to your apartment. You move into a new town and it is weird. Your apartment isn’t ready and you gotta kill time or find a hotel. Our horror man of the hour is a literal house that is using a body suit to lore people in so it can eat them. All while posing as a house realtor-
But here’s the fun part- ALL REALTORS ARE LORE TO LORE PEOPLE IN SO THEY CAN EAT THEM.
The apartment companying you use even says “we have been realtor free for since 19xx” so this is a known problem!! But people of uncanny Valley (we now know where they live) don’t give a fuck and hate explaining shit. Everyone in this town is weird and you are the only “normal” person coming into town which is making all their monster who can’t fuck with the residents of Uncanny Valley decided you are the prime target cause you don’t know any better.
John doe doodle
when steph crashes the batmobile into a joker goon truck