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Happy Fourth of July!

Trying something new

tuesdayiseveryday:

What a surprise, Ms. Carter and Ms. Bird, what a surprise. And now you’re standing there, you two natural beauties. Didn’t you have any more fun down at the party and sneak off after me? … Well, let me see what I can do with you… Since you are already so close to each other in intimate familiarity, you first get each other properly in the mood I like. Ms. Carter, lean against the wall and lift your dress. Ms. Bird, squat in front of her. I like it when lips touch. If it pleases me, you can join me and make yourself useful.

Face mask day, Ms. Milton, you little flirtatious thing! It always pleases me to see how expectant and full of anticipation you are … every other day anew. Yes, it’s really healthy for your facial skin - and for me, too. You just want to get it on your left side today? Well, you’ve got to be kidding me, you little jokester. We both know it’s much more refreshing to do it in a big way …. and on a much larger area. The more, the better. And the longer it stays on, the better. Like on an old large-scale, multi-layered painting. By the way, the day after tomorrow my colleague Bob will join us again. He’s saved up quite a bit for you again, which he’s happy to give you. You know he likes to have great fun just like you and me.

We’re about to get started, Mrs. Hoover! The guests will be here in just a moment. “Let’s party hardy” is the motto of the evening, as you know. So you’ll make yourself useful as usual. Don’t pretend to be embarrassed. Everyone already knows you like to let guests in. Now get into position in the corner of the sofa and clearly show everyone your hospitality. This will be rewarded, as always. I have ordered your cab for tomorrow morning at 5 o'clock. You already know Jack, the cab driver. He is a man of action and gets what is left, understand?

Yes, I want to give you a big hug, too, Mrs. Jones. I think we could develop an intimate friendship with each other.

Are you ready for your weekly workout, Natasha? Yes, it looks like it. Today we’re going to balance your low lying physical centers of gravity. Bend forward 45 degrees while crossing your arms behind your head. Then straighten back up and make a hollow back. Repeat this movement 15 times. After that, I will balance your body center - with supportive hand movements for targeted muscle contractions. During this, your breathing will automatically be stimulated as well.

So, Mrs. Parker, the fitting is finished. This is the outfit you’re wearing now. Don’t look so distraught. You don’t seem quite comfortable yet, but you’ll get used to it. As you told me, you love manual work and oral traditions. You see, I’ve already made myself comfortable, Mrs. Parker. Show me what a hardworking housewife you are! When I am satisfied with you, you can take off the unfamiliar clothes and get into position on the sofa behind you. I will back you up in every way, Mrs. Parker.