tuesdayiseveryday:

tuesdayiseveryday:

Oh, Emily, you couldn’t close the zipper and you couldn’t get into your jeans either? It’s good that you are that open to me. I see your “problem” and will help you get rid of it completely. By the way, I also have a somewhat larger problem that just keeps growing. Your deep compassion would already help me a lot. You know, on the one hand, I like it soft and smooth and easy going. On the other hand, things get sometimes really hard on me and I need relief. And you have such a helpful nature. It would be nice if we cared about each other more deeply now. I can see that you are thinking the same thing. We can talk a lot, but at the end of the day, only actions count. So check out what I have for you here. By the way, you have very charming and beautiful lips.

Nice stash away from the party, Julia! And so useful. Feeling a little dizzy? Don’t worry, I’ll take care of it. Turn a little and additionally touch the right wall with your other hand. I think that will give you a firm footing and you won’t fall over so fast. It’s best to also touch both walls with your feet and bend over. Then I will get your vital juices flowing again. Let’s get it on! Or do you need a substantial hydration and prefer to squat? Either way, it has to happen very quickly. So choose your position. Now!

What a surprise, Ms. Carter and Ms. Bird, what a surprise. And now you’re standing there, you two natural beauties. Didn’t you have any more fun down at the party and sneak off after me? … Well, let me see what I can do with you… Since you are already so close to each other in intimate familiarity, you first get each other properly in the mood I like. Ms. Carter, lean against the wall and lift your dress. Ms. Bird, squat in front of her. I like it when lips touch. If it pleases me, you can join me and make yourself useful.

We’re about to get started, Mrs. Hoover! The guests will be here in just a moment. “Let’s party hardy” is the motto of the evening, as you know. So you’ll make yourself useful as usual. Don’t pretend to be embarrassed. Everyone already knows you like to let guests in. Now get into position in the corner of the sofa and clearly show everyone your hospitality. This will be rewarded, as always. I have ordered your cab for tomorrow morning at 5 o'clock. You already know Jack, the cab driver. He is a man of action and gets what is left, understand?

I am glad that the game of hide and seek has finally come to an end, Mrs Bricks. Come on, sit down next to me and we’ll relax together. I can see your tension clearly… but also a little embarrassment … and don’t I see a little anticipation in your eyes? Yes, this sofa has had to endure quite a lot. I hope you like it sturdy.

Yes, I want to give you a big hug, too, Mrs. Jones. I think we could develop an intimate friendship with each other.

Are you ready for your weekly workout, Natasha? Yes, it looks like it. Today we’re going to balance your low lying physical centers of gravity. Bend forward 45 degrees while crossing your arms behind your head. Then straighten back up and make a hollow back. Repeat this movement 15 times. After that, I will balance your body center - with supportive hand movements for targeted muscle contractions. During this, your breathing will automatically be stimulated as well.

You have not behaved well, Ms. Stiller. And bad behavior must always have clear consequences. Didn’t you teach us that in school? To put it bluntly: I am highly dissatisfied with your receptiveness. I expect you to absorb things much more deeply! And yes, I know you need stern rebukes so badly. Shame on you, Mrs. Stiller! You can already guess what is coming now. You don’t move a bit and I don’t want to hear a peep.

So, Mrs. Parker, the fitting is finished. This is the outfit you’re wearing now. Don’t look so distraught. You don’t seem quite comfortable yet, but you’ll get used to it. As you told me, you love manual work and oral traditions. You see, I’ve already made myself comfortable, Mrs. Parker. Show me what a hardworking housewife you are! When I am satisfied with you, you can take off the unfamiliar clothes and get into position on the sofa behind you. I will back you up in every way, Mrs. Parker.

Oops, that was probably too much wine. You can’t manage the half-full glass on the table. Then we’ll try something else. I think there’s no problem getting a lot more in there now. But you already know that. I’m always under a lot of pressure on Saturdays. Just stay right where you are. Can you still hear me? Hello? Never mind.

I am sorry for you, Mrs Dumble. So your date picked you up at home for the first time after you had been writing to each other for months … and you were already very much in love and so happy that such a young man was interested in you. Then you saw his real age and after half an hour’s drive you also discovered his wedding ring. It was right that you made him stop and that you got out. He played with your feelings. But you really wanted to walk all the way home? It’s a good thing I gave you a lift, isn’t it? I’m gonna fix you a nice drink first. I think you can take a lot today.

So you feel lonely and useless, Mrs. Svenson? Well, I think I can help you there in the long run. And no, I don’t judge a book by its cover. For me, it’s always about what’s inside. It has to have depth in every way.

Don’t look at me so questioningly, Mrs. Bright. We have arrived and I think we have discussed everything thoroughly. You will now get out and stand in front of the car. I didn’t buy you the clothes for nothing. I have invested in you and you will do your job to satisfaction. Remember: time is money and money is fun.

Ms Holes, as announced, I will now introduce you to my colleagues Buster, the experienced deep sea diver, and Rodrigo, the wild horse expert. Both of them also want to work on a deep relationship with you. And don’t worry, I’m along for the ride. Just show your open side so that they can appreciate your inner values.

Ms. Cumberbatch, you are already in position. How delighted and expectant you are every time. Yes, daily moisturizing is healthy for facial skin. The more, the better. I’m making the necessary preparations now. Watch carefully!

Stand firm, Mrs. Farmer! I back you up! Oh, yeah, that’s how I love it. I wish I could see the look on your face. Come on, Mrs. Farmer! You can do it! I’ll push you to another wonderful limit! Don’t flinch! Oh, Mrs. Farmer, it’s really getting intense now, isn’t it? You’ve never felt it this way before? Don’t close yourself off to the new experience, Mrs. Farmer! I’m here to help you emphatically. Mrs. Farmer, what’s wrong? I can’t understand you. Doesn‘t matter. Aaaah, I’m about to be very relieved. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Yes, I know, Ms. Collins, you were once an ambitious singer. So you know that daily practice is essential. You have already made some progress in the past few weeks. But it must always go on. Today we’re going to delve deeper into the matter. Concentrate and don’t close your eyes to what’s coming. Unfortunately, I’m pressed for time and it has to go fast.

Part Two // Mrs. Heffner, I see you are still feeling our rustic meeting in the shed earlier. Yes, let it sink in deep. I’m looking forward to our next appointment in half an hour. You know that I’ll be approaching things from the other side then.

Part One // Yes, Mrs. Heffner, in the shed back there again. I can read your mind and you can read mine. You know I haven’t had enough for a long time yet. Yes, you will go ahead as usual and get ready. And yes, I will follow in five minutes. And no, I won’t tell your husband anything as long as you satisfy me. I know you’ll do your best, as always. The video of the first time is known only to the two of us so far. I’d like to keep it that way, wouldn’t you? What you don’t know yet, my friends Jack and Jim are looking forward to getting to know you better. In the shed. Tomorrow, once again, during lunch break. As always, you’ll be dressed in something nice and, most importantly, comfortable. We won’t have much time. So, as always, it must go straight to the point. You know the basic conditions and requirements. Your facial expression tells me everything. When we’re done with you tomorrow, you’ll be a little wiser again.

Okay Sarah, I think I recognized the animal by the sound. Now I’ll open my eyes and see if it’s true.

Okay, okay, I’ll take you for a ride. But it can be pretty jerky. Oh, you like to get dizzy and you like high speeds. Perfect!

Well, well, the ladies are more than ready for their first workout. Yes, don’t worry, there’s no one here but us. Exercise number 1: Sarah, kneel wide-legged on the massage table behind you with your butt facing me. Victoria, kneel underneath with your face facing me. The exercise is called Double Pleasure. So don’t disappoint me.

Ms. Zackery, I see you’re in desperate need of a large cocktail right now. I know how to lift your spirits. Push the right button and up it goes.

So you’re worried that your form is slipping a bit, Ms. Bauer. Well, I will do a customized workout with you. You can count on that. I will take care of your deep muscles in particular and do some penetrating stretching exercises with you to do so. We will also train with ropes and weights.

Okay, I admit I prefer and

But Got Dayum! There’s an exception to every rule!

You need this much thickness to properly stuff a bikini.