#huge package

Holy fuck. Trust me when I tell you I’ve literally watched thousands of filmed bodybuilding posing routines in my day and have only rarely come across any as staggeringly erotic and arousing as this one. I mean, this is off the charts hot. Young Spanish competitor Josep Parra Campos takes the stage at the recent 2021 NPC European Worldwide in Alicante and, aside from being insanely sexy in a rough, bro-ish manner, immediately deploys, well, one *very* big weapon. That cock…Jesus. From his entrance, you can see that those salaciously skimpy aqua posers can barely contain his big balls and huge, uncut, semi-erect shaft. The sheer fabric is literally straining against his epic bulge. Incredibly, as he goes through his poses, he gets even bigger and harder, becoming exquisitely engorged in front of the cameras and a live audience, until he threatens to burst out of his thong altogether. And he’s clearly totally unfazed by it all. In fact, the way in which he proudly swivels around and thrusts his hips lasciviously forward makes it plain he’s massively turned on by his own public display of urgent sexual excitement and indecency. And he’s justifiably proud as shit of his enormous penis. It’s mind-blowing and breath-taking and I can’t stop replaying it. And I can’t help but wonder how many straight women and gay men in that audience were literally fighting back the impulse to rush the stage and suck him dry right then and there. Goddamnit. This is an unreal example of that exceedingly rare genre known as “posing porn.” So flabbergastingly intense and inflaming. Grrr.

This hugely muscled, lavishly bearded gentleman is Canada’s Bradley Austin (or Austyn, as it’s sometimes given.) He’s all over the web, with a particularly heavy presence on TickTok, where he performs half-goofy/half-sexy dance routines to very loud pop and rap music, as seems to be mandated for all users by that platform. He’s definitely worth checking out on Twitter, as its “community standards” are lax enough to make his whole situation, um, abundantly clear: It’s not just that incredible body or those remarkable blue-green eyes that stun. The man is hung like a bull and very, very open about the fact. Indeed, its on OF that he really gets to demonstrate the full range of his natural attributes and abilities. Yes, it’ll cost you the price of a subscription—and the hottest videos are mostly sold separately—but when he, either alone or with a partner of whatever gender, brings that massive penis to climax, it’s a truly awesome sight. Seriously. I could, without question, feed on just one of his epic loads and be full for the rest of the damn day. Grrr. The combination of that body with that dick and those creamy explosions of warm nut—fucking amazing. Just a super, super hot guy.

Gigantic Italian muscle beast Michele Caruso is overwhelming in his rugged sexual appeal, both shaved and with fur. I love his epic beard, his incredibly dense physique, and his, er, obviously enormous other assets.

There’s something insanely hot about British bodybuilder Garaint “Gez” Baldwin. He’s been competing in a lot of local UK shows recently, and while he’s done well, it’s his combustible erotic appeal and deliciously cocky attitude that keep me scouring YouTube for his on-stage routines.

Rugged and sexy face: ✅

Epic body: ✅

Huge bulge: ✅

I’m making return visits to some of my most popular subjects this week. And no other muscle god has generated as much interest in this blog as the incendiary Derek Beckstrom. Once again photographed by that master of the impeccably-composed beefcake shot and all things bulging/homoerotic, Blake Yelavich, “The Viking” proves that he’s both a figure of intense fascination in front of the camera and a presumably endless source of overwhelming carnal excitement for simpatico viewers. The man simply radiates raw, animal, epic sexuality, unabashedly exploiting his massive physique, almost uncomfortably piercing gray-blue eyes, and, yes, that enormous bulge to staggeringly powerful effect. He’s one of the most noteworthy and remarkable muscle models to hit the scene in quite some time, and his partnership with Yelavich continues to produce photos that blend high art with the aggressively salacious so expertly that the objectively disappointing absence of throbbing, engorged bare cock is, for the most part, forgotten and forgivable. Though a series of raunchy nudes would certainly be welcome.

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Some bodybuilders are hot because they’re legitimately handsome in a generally admired manner. Guys like Dennis Newman, Gunter Schlierkamp, and David Hoffmann are excellent examples. Others are hot because they’re just so freakishly, impossibly massive. Markus Ruhl, Ronnie Coleman, and Branch Warren immediately come to mind. And then there are guys like Lurii “Bulat” Sologub of the Ukraine. Still quite young and awesomely bulky, he might not have the most classically attractive face or most aesthetically appealing physique, but, my god, he does have that dick. And—especially when it’s engorged as all hell in a state of intense sexual arousal and straining mightily against those flimsy yet still constraining white briefs—that dick actually demands awe, desire, and complete, urgent attention. Where he might, on the strength of his gigantic body alone, merit impressed if perhaps unenthusiastic respect as yet another Russian mass monster, when he shamelessly flaunts that epic package, he becomes an object of profound fascination and, frankly, piggish need. I, for one, could look at these photos for hours, my mind imaging one filthy scenario after another. That’s not going to win him the Olympia, but it’s a very neat, very hot trick nonetheless.