Here’s a tribute to the many nude-in-the-bathroom selfies of the amazing Tomas Kaspar. He’s so incredibly hot, huge, and his wolf-man vibe just gets to me. Grrr.

The fact is, that with his handsome, bearded face, tightly ripped physique, and overall air of alpha superiority, you could probably use a decaying old Polaroid to snap shots of IFBB pro Alex Pomeroy and still come away with some pretty great photos. He’s really just so arrestingly attractive in a distinctly macho, mildly brooding, sort of way, even for those who might not share his clear passion for large-scale inked body art. The photographer here, however, orchestrated things so perfectly that everyone was destined to come out a winner even before the first frame was taken. I mean, asking a scorchingly hot, muscle-bound hunk to get pumped as shit and then squeeze his meaty dick into a couple pairs of skimpy, laughably immodest thongs while making out with his similarly naked, beautiful young wife as late afternoon sunlight pours in heavenly slants through scenic French windows? That’s a total slam dunk conceptually and, as it turns out, practically. These are just some very compelling, expertly mounted and captured, images of an awesomely virile man and his insanely fit female companion who share an incendiary erotic connection and whose remarkable bodies appear expressly designed to join and operate in unison. As a rule, I tend to reject photos of couples—regardless of their gender combination—for inclusion on this blog because they’re so often either too sleazy or too precious. These pictures are an entirely different animal and I think they’re sexy as all fuck.

Holy fuck. Trust me when I tell you I’ve literally watched thousands of filmed bodybuilding posing routines in my day and have only rarely come across any as staggeringly erotic and arousing as this one. I mean, this is off the charts hot. Young Spanish competitor Josep Parra Campos takes the stage at the recent 2021 NPC European Worldwide in Alicante and, aside from being insanely sexy in a rough, bro-ish manner, immediately deploys, well, one *very* big weapon. That cock…Jesus. From his entrance, you can see that those salaciously skimpy aqua posers can barely contain his big balls and huge, uncut, semi-erect shaft. The sheer fabric is literally straining against his epic bulge. Incredibly, as he goes through his poses, he gets even bigger and harder, becoming exquisitely engorged in front of the cameras and a live audience, until he threatens to burst out of his thong altogether. And he’s clearly totally unfazed by it all. In fact, the way in which he proudly swivels around and thrusts his hips lasciviously forward makes it plain he’s massively turned on by his own public display of urgent sexual excitement and indecency. And he’s justifiably proud as shit of his enormous penis. It’s mind-blowing and breath-taking and I can’t stop replaying it. And I can’t help but wonder how many straight women and gay men in that audience were literally fighting back the impulse to rush the stage and suck him dry right then and there. Goddamnit. This is an unreal example of that exceedingly rare genre known as “posing porn.” So flabbergastingly intense and inflaming. Grrr.

Recently, the typically clean-shaven, All-American blond muscle god Brad Rowe has been rocking a bit of facial hair. I’m all about it, of course, but you’ll be forgiven if something other than his beard catches your eye immediately in that first pic. Jesus. He somehow gets hotter and hotter with time.

Dominik Doerfl

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Young German IFBB Elite competitor Dominik Doerfl has been making a major name for himself on the European scene, with many predicting he’ll emerge as a significant threat to his peers once he packs a bit more mass onto that aesthetically beautiful, streamlined physique. A strikingly handsome man gifted with uniquely mesmerizing blue eyes, he brings an alternatively charming and intense—and undoubtedly star-worthy—presence to his YouTube videos and his on-stage posing routines. Because he is so uncommonly good-looking and magnetic, he’s been an in-demand model for a number of years now, with that desert photo shoot—in which he poses sensuously while wearing an assortment of very revealing blue or gold trunks—standing out as a major highlight. (That spread, represented here, too, can be viewed almost in its entirety in my earlier post showcasing his remarkable body and bearing. Link in comments.) Maybe I’m just projecting, but he seems to exude a distinctly sexual, up-for-anything kind of vibe that’s a real turn-on. And he really is just so gorgeous.

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Incredibly handsome, sexy British bodybuilder and model Joe Ballinger. He’s competed in a variety of top-level amateur shows—appearing over the last few years alone in multiple categories and weight classes—and, not surprisingly, has done quite well. His body’s growing ever thicker, while his face, once a tad pretty for my complete liking, has become increasingly rugged and stunning with age and the addition of some excellent facial hair. He fills out his posers deliciously, as demonstrated to mouth-watering effect in that pic with the red suit, and is just a gorgeous specimen overall. If interested, it’s worth seeking out his instructional training videos on Instagram or FB, where his deep, accented voice utterly seduces, even if you don’t know the difference between a crunch or a squat.

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South African bodybuilder Chris Oelofse again. This is just a beautiful, beautiful man. Amazing body, stunning face, and a winning, uncommonly magnetic appeal. And many of the professional photos more than do their subject justice, perfectly marrying perspective and lighting design with Chris’s own innate understanding of how to hold and angle his entire body, from the head down, to heart-racing effect. Really terrific, deeply exciting stuff.

I suppose, if pressed, I could come up with a few quibbles about the gargantuan British sensation Josh Maley. But they would be exceedingly minor. Like, I’m not all about velvet and/or gem-encrusted posing suits, however flattering the cut might be to thighs, abs and glutes, if only because they’re ugly and, more essentially, they obscure the outline of penis and balls. And, the hair…I mean, in a way, I can’t even fault that. If Josh is leaning really, really hard into the whole Viking scenario, who can blame him? It’s a pretty lucrative niche these days, and if you have the body, face, and charisma of a Norse god, how else are you going to market yourself? As the next Big Ramy? Yeah, no. Speaking of big, and I mean huge, this guy’s an astounding 6’5”, weighs over 270# in fighting shape, wears an American size 14 shoe, and utterly dwarves his competitors on the contest stage. I just find him incredibly hot and sexy, and really appreciate that he comes across as humble and very industrious, which, all things considered, he doesn’t really have to be. He’s massive, clearly, but not freakishly so, and his posing is fluid, super flattering, and nicely sensual. Already, his striking looks and presence are pulling him away from the “sport” a bit, with acting and mainstream modeling jobs coming his way, but hopefully he won’t entirely hang up his (ideally less gaudy and plush) trunks anytime too soon.

This hugely muscled, lavishly bearded gentleman is Canada’s Bradley Austin (or Austyn, as it’s sometimes given.) He’s all over the web, with a particularly heavy presence on TickTok, where he performs half-goofy/half-sexy dance routines to very loud pop and rap music, as seems to be mandated for all users by that platform. He’s definitely worth checking out on Twitter, as its “community standards” are lax enough to make his whole situation, um, abundantly clear: It’s not just that incredible body or those remarkable blue-green eyes that stun. The man is hung like a bull and very, very open about the fact. Indeed, its on OF that he really gets to demonstrate the full range of his natural attributes and abilities. Yes, it’ll cost you the price of a subscription—and the hottest videos are mostly sold separately—but when he, either alone or with a partner of whatever gender, brings that massive penis to climax, it’s a truly awesome sight. Seriously. I could, without question, feed on just one of his epic loads and be full for the rest of the damn day. Grrr. The combination of that body with that dick and those creamy explosions of warm nut—fucking amazing. Just a super, super hot guy.

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(Some great stuff here if you’re at all into feet, ass, or bulge.)

Seems like I struck a chord with some of you when I posted those clips of Hadi Choopan posing in the gym. As such, here are a few more recent short videos of the handsome Persian Wolf, with attached screenshots so you know what you’ll be watching (and because they’re pretty hot.)

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Controversial IFBB pro Jon Andersen. Are his traps real? Who the hell knows. Is his body in any way symmetrical or aesthetically pleasing? Nope. Is there a reason he usually places at or near the bottom in pretty much every professional contest he’s entered? Surely. Yes.

And yet: He’s such a hot, huge, commanding muscle daddy type, none of that really matters. He’s just plain sexy, misshapen body and all. It starts with his face for me, which is like something straight out of a comic book. Plus, he fills out a pair of posers quite nicely, as the attached video makes plain.

For a real trip, check out his IG. Now more an “influencer” and purveyor of—sometimes highly unusual—training advice than an active competitor, his primary mode is shouty, in-your-face and at times barely sane. Along with the usual body parts, he offers advice on how to build “cock strength” and to increase sexual endurance, both topics his equally intense and colorful wife can riff upon for seemingly endless hours at a go. It’s totally too much, can be funny as shit and, yes, it’s rather a turn-on, in *very* limited doses.

Enormous Texan Thomas Pacanins recently won the overall at the 2021 Phil Heath Classic in Houston, a stunning victory for a relatively unknown competitor. At 5’11 and 240 lbs, this guy, though tremendously impressive now, still has plenty of room to put on additional mass, which could make him a real contender for a pro card. Along with his jaw-dropping arms, the most striking thing about him initially is just what a handsome figure—in a clean-cut, traditional vein—he cuts on both stage and in the gym. One Twitter commentator said it better than I ever could: “Dude’s a stone cold fox.” Someone to watch on the contest circuit as he continues to grow and fine-tune his physique, he’s inevitably going to turn up in photo spreads all over the internet and in magazines beginning, like, next week. And I’m personally very OK with that.

Alexandre Auger

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Super hot French Canadian bodybuilder Alexandre Auger has a pretty avid IG following among muscle-obsessed gay men. And it’s not at all surprising. His body is stacked as shit, but also aesthetically pleasing and sexy, especially when outfitted for the competitive stage in the tiniest of posers—which he wears very well and proudly, let’s just say. It’s his face that distinguishes him from any similarly swole, packing rivals, however. Wholesome, uniquely Gallic, and appealingly youthful at some angles, at others it projects a quite intense, macho aspect that’s only amplified— most attractively—by those remarkable, piercing blue eyes. A really beautiful man, overall, one worth watching as, hopefully, his increasing success leads to new opportunities in front of the camera and on the screen.

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Gigantic Italian muscle beast Michele Caruso is overwhelming in his rugged sexual appeal, both shaved and with fur. I love his epic beard, his incredibly dense physique, and his, er, obviously enormous other assets.

There’s something insanely hot about British bodybuilder Garaint “Gez” Baldwin. He’s been competing in a lot of local UK shows recently, and while he’s done well, it’s his combustible erotic appeal and deliciously cocky attitude that keep me scouring YouTube for his on-stage routines.

Rugged and sexy face: ✅

Epic body: ✅

Huge bulge: ✅

Gunter at FIBO

Continuing with my temporary retro theme, here’s one of my favorite guest posing videos ever. Gunter Schlierkamp in his prime was reliably great-looking and appealing as all hell. But the stages of the annual FIBO exhibition and vendor event in Germany always seemed to bring out a sensual, at times even boldly erotic, side of him that he rarely brought to his contest outings. Just a couple months, perhaps, from reaching his ideal competition weight, he offers up a truly massive physique with real intensity and cockiness. It’s a quite memorable display and one that, if it captures the viewer’s fancy, can be exceedingly exciting.

Completing my focus on the massive, tremendously sexy and virile Dean Caputo with this rare posing footage and very brief interview. The red posers he’s (barely) sporting in the studio are just so good—designed to be daringly brief and revealing, but also cut in a way that powerfully compliments his massive thighs and granite-like midsection as he runs through his sensuous poses.

And the brief clips at the end, showcasing his onstage evolution over the course of several years, reveal a man who didn’t just get increasingly gigantic with time, but profoundly hotter and more arousing, as well.. Dean’s cockiness and confidence are epic turn-ons. This stuff always gets me hard as hell.

Dean Caputo

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Lars Ostling of Sweden—where he’s probably better known as the comparatively frail husband of the truly gigantic female bodybuilder/reality star Irene Andersen than for his own remarkable physique—benefits greatly, as do so many men, from the addition of facial hair, which he apparently shaves off and regrows at utterly random, totally irregular intervals for reasons known only to himself. While his body is always on point—massive and dense, but not without its own shapely lines, if you look closely enough—and he fills out those posers very nicely indeed, that beard takes him from merely impressive as a physical specimen, to the kind of ultra-masculine hotness that provokes disreputable, straight-up piggish lust. A very, very hot man.

Lukas Wyler

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Lukas Wyler

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More of the incredibly hunky Swiss pro bodybuilding star and model Lukas Wyler. He’s so insanely massive that he typically dwarfs the majority of his competitors onstage, yet has the looks and sexual appeal to rep such decidedly mainstream products as hair pomade in German-language TV and magazine ads. He’s such a huge, handsome—and charmingly, if unaccountably, modest—stud, and I’m extremely here for it. Grrr.

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Petar Duper

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Italian Classic Physique competitor—and credentialed, practicing psychologist—Petar Duper is just an extremely handsome, sexy man. He’s done some fairly risqué photo shoots, which make for exceptionally pleasant viewing, and he radiates a graceful, yet potent, sensuality on stage. An uncommonly fine specimen of masculine, muscular beauty all around.

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Here’s some great footage of the astoundingly hot and sexy Joe Ballinger on stage at the 2021 Alicante International. That face, that body, those posers…Fucking hell.

David Hoffmann

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As I’ve stated before, David Hoffmann is, to my mind, probably the most extraordinarily attractive and virile man currently competing, so gorgeous he’s regularly tasked with playing “impossibly handsome gentleman” roles on German TV, few of which even make note of stunning physique. He’s the sort of man who’s fully aware of his own remarkable beauty, and, who, rather than pantomiming false modesty, plays off his powerfully, almost uncannily, potent physical appeal with a sophisticated, good-humored wink and a shrug. While he almost painstakingly seems to avoid overtly sensual or erotic stage movements or modeling poses, his powerfully built body and his slyly expressive, almost flawlessly ideal face are more than compelling enough to stun and sexually mesmerize. More focused on aesthetic appeal than bulging mass—and, therefore, more palatable to the general public then most of his peers—he’s wisely been able to parlay his uncommonly exquisite physicality into a successful money-making operation outside the “sport’s” restrictive confines. Good for him. And good for us.

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My last couple of posts featuring Israeli athlete and TV star Haiel Troodi were quite popular. He recently competed at the 2021 Olympia Amateur Italy, hitting the stage both as an Open class heavyweight, where he placed 10th, and in the Classic Physique category, where he did much better, actually winning his weight division. Though—as it seems to suit his body type better—he’d probably do well to put his full-time energy into dominating the more aesthetic, ostensibly less chemical-based, classic field, I must admit I far prefer him in the skimpier trunks mandated for the big boys. Just a really hot man.

I’m making return visits to some of my most popular subjects this week. And no other muscle god has generated as much interest in this blog as the incendiary Derek Beckstrom. Once again photographed by that master of the impeccably-composed beefcake shot and all things bulging/homoerotic, Blake Yelavich, “The Viking” proves that he’s both a figure of intense fascination in front of the camera and a presumably endless source of overwhelming carnal excitement for simpatico viewers. The man simply radiates raw, animal, epic sexuality, unabashedly exploiting his massive physique, almost uncomfortably piercing gray-blue eyes, and, yes, that enormous bulge to staggeringly powerful effect. He’s one of the most noteworthy and remarkable muscle models to hit the scene in quite some time, and his partnership with Yelavich continues to produce photos that blend high art with the aggressively salacious so expertly that the objectively disappointing absence of throbbing, engorged bare cock is, for the most part, forgotten and forgivable. Though a series of raunchy nudes would certainly be welcome.

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23 year-old Bernardo Lourenço of Portugal has, over the last few years, bulked up with almost shocking speed and to great acclaim among European bodybuilding aficionados. He’s advanced so quickly, in fact, he now finds himself at a prodigiously young age preparing to embark upon a professional career within the IFBB. This being a supremely fickle, subjective, and, at times, outright shady “sport,” there’s no telling how he might fare among the big boys. What I can tell you is that the man is scorchingly attractive: Massive, rugged, and—as you will certainly notice in the pics and video below which capture him in what can only be termed his signature pose—outrageously confident in his own sexual appeal. Only rarely has a man’s flagrant abuse of textiles reached this level of hotness.

Some bodybuilders are hot because they’re legitimately handsome in a generally admired manner. Guys like Dennis Newman, Gunter Schlierkamp, and David Hoffmann are excellent examples. Others are hot because they’re just so freakishly, impossibly massive. Markus Ruhl, Ronnie Coleman, and Branch Warren immediately come to mind. And then there are guys like Lurii “Bulat” Sologub of the Ukraine. Still quite young and awesomely bulky, he might not have the most classically attractive face or most aesthetically appealing physique, but, my god, he does have that dick. And—especially when it’s engorged as all hell in a state of intense sexual arousal and straining mightily against those flimsy yet still constraining white briefs—that dick actually demands awe, desire, and complete, urgent attention. Where he might, on the strength of his gigantic body alone, merit impressed if perhaps unenthusiastic respect as yet another Russian mass monster, when he shamelessly flaunts that epic package, he becomes an object of profound fascination and, frankly, piggish need. I, for one, could look at these photos for hours, my mind imaging one filthy scenario after another. That’s not going to win him the Olympia, but it’s a very neat, very hot trick nonetheless.