#i am ready to become your houseplant

i do not blame anthony bridgerton for being the whore and simp he is because if a lady such as kate sharma came along on her horse with her long tresses resembling the luciousness of the night besting me in a race at the wee hours of dawn and continued to bully me and call me out in while staring into the depth of my soul with her beautiful beautiful eyes i too would be on my knees.