#i am the walrus

was nobody gonna tell me john wrote i am the walrus, JUST, to fuck with people? just to confuse them? was this common knowledge? if so, WHY DON’T WE TALK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN

pterodactyl-screeching:

fleshmuncher:

ok but imagine supernatural. but with drake and josh.

“This is the worst day ever.”
“Why, cause we’re stuck in hell?”
“No, because it’s a little humid- YES BECAUSE WERE STUCK IN HELL”

soundingonlyatnightasyousleep:

tinyeldritchhobbit:

norwegianalien:

If Hugh Jackman can deadlift 405 pounds, he shouldn’t have settled merely for Marius. He could’ve picked up Enjolras as well. You know what, add Eponine. Street gamines can’t possibly weigh that much. Man let’s just add the whole of Les Amis (including Gavroche). It’s Hugh Jackman. He can take it. 

#valjean just picks up the whole barricade and leaves

“yes my child I forgot what your booby of a young man looks like so please pick one from the pile”

*tries to subtly tilt the more sensible looking ones towards cosette* 

sebastlianstan:

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

grossboi:

THE FUNNIEST THING ABT CHOPPED IS like its like “2.3 seconds left” and these chefs R like “DAMN LEMME MAKE A VINAIGRETTE RN”
AND IM ON MY COUCH SCREAMING IMTO A PILLOW LIKE BRAD YOU HAVE A SECOND LEFT AND YOURE PULLING OUT UR BLENDER

oldpaul:

when you’re out in public and you think you see someone wearing a beatles shirt

coldmackerel:

“so what are your plans for after you graduate?”