#i blame old western movies
Not gonna lie but if I could I’d literally become a cowboy in a God damn heartbeat. Like bro I’d be riding into the wild west like those old movies with my trusty horse and awesome hat and boots. Hell maybe I’d rescue a damsel in distress or two, get into gun slinging fights, beat up my fellow cowboys in dust fights. I’d ride off into the sunset and look hella cool. Fuck it I’d even sing songs by the campfire while watching the stars. I’d be the lone cowboy that people fear and honestly that’s like the one dream I could ever really want is it too much to ask to be a cowboy?
