#i can explain

“OK, lets make this real simple for you - me and these officers are going to ask you a few questions and all you have to do is answer them as fully and honestly as you can. Then we can take those cuffs off and then try to start figuring this all out…”

“We’ll start with you explaining what you were doing where we found you wearing… that…”

thefotopro:

I G O R

“There… isn’t that so much more comfortable for you…?”

“I-I guess… so when are you taking your clothes off…?”

“I… dont think you’ve fully understood how this concept works yet have you…?”

“Going somewhere, my embarrassed boys?”

The Scorch Trials[2015]

bevismusson:

pictureby-jmp:

RyanbyjMp

He’s very cute, but photoshoots like this make me wonder what on earth they were thinking to start with. I mean it’s not sexy (unless you assume every naked person is inherently sexy) and the kitchen is mediocrecre at best and there’s no obvious story behind the shot so… why? Who thought “ I know, pretend you’re stuck in the sink because that’ll look hilarious”? Because whoever it was shouldn’t be allowed to direct photoshoots any more.

“Ah… I-I can explain!”

“I’d rather you didn’t to be honest… what I’m imagining is so much more entertaining than whatever excuse you’re going to try and come up with…”

“I..uh…can you help me out…?”

“No, I think I’d rather watch you try to get out of this yourself… no rush…”

I was too lazy to give Whisper some clothes and I wasn’t thinking of context when drawing the second image, so I sincerely apologize in advance.