#trapped in lycra

“OK, lets make this real simple for you - me and these officers are going to ask you a few questions and all you have to do is answer them as fully and honestly as you can. Then we can take those cuffs off and then try to start figuring this all out…”

“We’ll start with you explaining what you were doing where we found you wearing… that…”

“Oops, looks like ‘sidekick boy’ needs rescuing… again… must be getting embarrassingfor your boss… no?”

2manykinks:

Captain … Spidey?

“… and this one is the highlight of the many collectables in my extensive collection, a super limited edition and ultra rare figure  - given its value, I don’t let it leave the house like some of the others, but I do make sure to keep it out on display at all times for visitors to admire… after all, what’s the point of having the most toys if you don’t intend to play with them?”