#i cant remeber which ones
Writing Prompts
1. “I would throw a pineapple at you right now if given the chance.”
2. “Wait! Where is that quacking coming from?”
3. “In my defence, you left me alone for a whole day.”
4. “Sorry, does my finesse distract you?”
5. “OOOOOOH YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL!”
6. “Oh, calm down! Haven’t you ever broken a law before?”
7. “Look at my slippers! Look at them! Aren’t they the best thing I ever spent my money on? I love them!”
8. “What? What I’m doing is totally normal! Don’t judge me!”
9. “Hey fam! It’s ya dude, ready to eat some food!”
10. “Not to be sappy, but, dude, I love you man, you’re the best.”
11. “Sorry I almost killed us all last night.”
12. “I think we are gonna have a great time, you know why? I have a laser pointer and there will be cats.”
13. “Move! My heels are sharpened for this specific reason.”
14. “I’m gonna be positive goddammit!”
15. “Are you gonna murder them or naw? I got places to be.”
16. “Is that a duck? Why do you have a duck? Wait, where did you get a duck?”
17. “There are at least 17 ways this could have gone better. Literally. Like, I’m counting them right now, you are an absolute moron”
18. “Yes, but last week a dragon almost set my head on fire, so it’s your turn to negotiate.”
19. “There is not enough salt in the world to protect us from the hell you’re trying to unleash.”
19. “I am way too sober for this”
20. “Remove your hand off of her before I slice it off and beat you to death with it”
21. “I’m not going to go on another one of your little adventures that ends up with me in the hospital!”
22. “No! I don’t want to be an immortal. I never have! Who wants to live with themselves for that long! BLECH”
23. “Can you please go be stupid somewhere that’s away from me?”
24. “I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOW TO DRIVE!”
25. “Why is the floor purple, it was not purple when I left”
26. “What on earth are you doing up there?”
27. “Move! That little shit didn’t pay me back yet!”
28. “Why are all the cups on the floor?”
29. “I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SET ME ON FIRE ONE MORE TIME”
30. “Another one? Really? We already have ten of them”
31. “Don’t think about it too much or your head might explode”
