#writersemporiumdialogue
Prompt
You don’t know me. You only know what I allow you to know. I’m not oblivious, I only make you think that I am. I’ve been playing the game of deception since before you were born, did you really think that I got to where I am by playing nice? Of course not, and remember this before you cross me, it doesn’t matter if it takes a day, a month, a year, a decade, I never forget. I will tear you down just when you think that I’ve forgotten, just when you think you’re in the clear. I will not hesitate to destroy whatever things bring you happiness because if there’s one thing I hate, it’s the people who betray me, it’s the people who hurt the ones that I hold under my protection, who hurt the ones that I care about. I can let this little slip up of yours by, but only because the circumstances you were put in serve as a defence. Do not forget this conversation, because if you do, I’ll make damn sure you remember.
Prompt
“You can’t possibly know what I have and haven’t done”
“I know more than you think I do”
“That’s the thing, I know exactly how much you know, and what you know doesn’t even scratch the surface. Who I am, what I’ve done, I can’t take it back, I can’t change anything, and I wouldn’t if I had a choice to do so. I’ve started wars, diseases, so many things that you mortals are still so valiantly fighting against, and just when you think you’ve won, another threat comes out. It’s just an endless cycle of fighting and dying, and for what? It all ends the same way, you all go to the same place”
“We do it for the same reason you didn’t leave us all those years ago”
“And what is that reason?”
“Hope”
“Hope”, she spits the word out as if it’s made of poison, “The greatest burden of mankind”
“No dear, the greatest treasure of mankind”
Dialogue
Person A: “Oh no you don’t! You do NOT get to pin this break in on me!”
Person B *sputtering: “BUT YOURE THE ONE WHO BROKE IN!”
Dialogue
Person A: “I’m fine”
Person B: “You don’t look fine”
Person A: “Then stop looking”
Writing Prompts
1. “I would throw a pineapple at you right now if given the chance.”
2. “Wait! Where is that quacking coming from?”
3. “In my defence, you left me alone for a whole day.”
4. “Sorry, does my finesse distract you?”
5. “OOOOOOH YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL!”
6. “Oh, calm down! Haven’t you ever broken a law before?”
7. “Look at my slippers! Look at them! Aren’t they the best thing I ever spent my money on? I love them!”
8. “What? What I’m doing is totally normal! Don’t judge me!”
9. “Hey fam! It’s ya dude, ready to eat some food!”
10. “Not to be sappy, but, dude, I love you man, you’re the best.”
11. “Sorry I almost killed us all last night.”
12. “I think we are gonna have a great time, you know why? I have a laser pointer and there will be cats.”
13. “Move! My heels are sharpened for this specific reason.”
14. “I’m gonna be positive goddammit!”
15. “Are you gonna murder them or naw? I got places to be.”
16. “Is that a duck? Why do you have a duck? Wait, where did you get a duck?”
17. “There are at least 17 ways this could have gone better. Literally. Like, I’m counting them right now, you are an absolute moron”
18. “Yes, but last week a dragon almost set my head on fire, so it’s your turn to negotiate.”
19. “There is not enough salt in the world to protect us from the hell you’re trying to unleash.”
19. “I am way too sober for this”
20. “Remove your hand off of her before I slice it off and beat you to death with it”
21. “I’m not going to go on another one of your little adventures that ends up with me in the hospital!”
22. “No! I don’t want to be an immortal. I never have! Who wants to live with themselves for that long! BLECH”
23. “Can you please go be stupid somewhere that’s away from me?”
24. “I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HOW TO DRIVE!”
25. “Why is the floor purple, it was not purple when I left”
26. “What on earth are you doing up there?”
27. “Move! That little shit didn’t pay me back yet!”
28. “Why are all the cups on the floor?”
29. “I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SET ME ON FIRE ONE MORE TIME”
30. “Another one? Really? We already have ten of them”
31. “Don’t think about it too much or your head might explode”
Threatening Dialogue Prompts
- “Say that to me one more time.”
- “I told you what would happen if you disobeyed.”
- “You just made your biggest mistake.”
- “Down on your knees.”
- “Let’s see what’s left in you for me to break.”
- “Go on. Try to run.”
- “Come here. Now.”
- “I’m going to put you in your place.”
- “Looks like you’re not useful anymore.”
- “When I tell you to look me in the eye, you look me in the eye.”
- “You think you know what pain is? No. Not yet.”
- “You never learn.”
- “Start with the youngest.”
