#i didn’t but i’m loving this lol
Lawyers of tumblr are you guys OK? The weirder things get in Dracula’s Castle the more lawyers pop out of the woodwork to say things like “yeah, that’s what being a new lawyer is like!”
I feel like if I’m ever in a lawyer’s office I should slip them a note telling them to blink twice if they’re being held hostage by a vampire.
I mean, no, but we’re never really okay, that’s just how law works.
So like when I was in private practice right out of school I worked for big banks and rich people and politicians so
Yeah
Vampires, I worked for vampires
This is just what being a lawyer is like
