#i didn’t know

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spidey-loving-starkid:

dontbeanassbutt:

mr-mustache-penis:

dontbeanassbutt:

astrangestark:

dontbeanassbutt:

men need to dress sluttier not in a black nail polish kinda way but in a Jeff goldblum in Independence Day (1996) kinda way

Agreed

this is a harlot

you can’t forget about the classic jurassic park example

this man is a SLUT in an open shirt!!!

Don’t misunderstand this is not erasure, I chose levinson for a reason. You’re correct in that he is the whore blueprint, Jurassic Park goldblum is the standard for goldblum sluttiness, when people think jezebel Jeff this is what they picture. You take one look at Dr Malcolm and you KNOW he fucks, but that’s the thing! it’s not necessarily for everyone, not everyone is comfortable with level 99 slut (tho I highly encourage working toward lvl99 slut)

but David Levinson? The more subtle. The underdog. Like a siren song. A slow pull, a carefully crafted and executed seduction and it works. He’s the bottom notes of a perfume you can’t quite place but goddamn does he reel you in. He’s your day to day slut. You can’t ALWAYS have tits out, and he shows how it’s done. There must be balance in men’s sluttiness and Jeff goldblum is on each side

@im-an-octopus.

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