#i look like i’m 18 apparently

Scuba Steve: Where do you go to school?

Me: Oh I’m long done with school.

Steve: Okay so where did you go to school.

Me: I did undergrad in *state name* and graduate school in Poland.

Steve: Cool what’s you degree in?

Me:Medicine

Steve: What do you do with that?

Me: Well I’m a doctor.

Steve: Wait, what…no way, how old are you?!?!?

The one time I slipped and told someone the truth about what I do- they don’t believe me anyways!!!