i learned that certain land snails can sleep for 3 years straight, whether it is cold (hibernation) or warm (estivation). The reason they do this is because weather conditions lack humidity, moisture, etc. They secrete slime to stay moist and alive during these times (x)
Imagine being a snail that fell asleep in 2019 and has only now woken up. Conversely, imagine being that snail’s friend and trying to explain all the bs humans have been doing for the past three years but failing because you are a snail you don’t understand humans so you just kinda: *distressed snail noise*
