#i love this shit

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hiyokoifish:

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• edgeworth had a set of custom chess pieces made just so he could brood over beating phoenix
• apollo is a self-professed proficient at hula hooping
• athena naps at the office
• edgeworth can play flute and piano
  
• edgeworth has a dog named pess and he gives it his cravat and talks to it
• edgeworth’s emotional state hinges on pess’s wellbeing
• apollo has a calico cat named mikeko and he calls it his girlfriend
• kristoph has a dog named clams (in italian)
• now klavier probably has a dog named clams (still in italian)
• apollo cries a lot, even about people he barely knows. apollo is a crybaby

• apollo reads the newspaper for the funnies only
  
• trucy has a magic trick specifically to change the type of tea in a pot
• young miles and franziska had a very serious conversation over whether the milk in the courtroom vending machine was milked from the defendants
• young miles carried a spare cravat
• maya fey made phoenix write reports on the steel samurai
  
• young detective gumshoe used his first ever bonus check to buy swiss rolls, gave most of the packet to a little girl, didn’t get mad at her when she made him drop his portion, and risked his job and his freedom to cover for her so she wouldn’t get in trouble
• young mia fey had no problem loudly repeating grossberg’s words in court when he told her to rub the evidence “into old greybeard’s face!”

also:

• athena didn’t know who klavier was when she first met him but still wanted his autograph anyway
• phoenix broke into a barn at some point
• apollo was born in 2004, meaning he’d be 12 right now
• also klavier would be 14
• athena is the same age as cody hackins (the kid from 1-3)
• apollo enjoys making puns on his name
• the only reason why phoenix wears a blue suit is that blue is his favourite colour
• in japanese apollo almost always uses the -san (somewhat respectful) suffix except for trucy and clay
• edgeworth wore a bowtie with shorts when he was a kid
• apollo watches (or watched) doctor who
• athena has been called “banana girl” before
• phoenix swears to shave his head several times
• apollo checks his reflection in windows to make sure his hair is still spiky
• no one in-universe acknowledges that klavier’s name is “piano” (in german)

• Phoenix nursed an ambition to burst into someone else’s trial with a loud OBJECTION (and achieved it!)
• Edgeworth frequently denies being a fan of the Steel Samurai right before launching into a spiel about its lore and history
• Apollo reads manga, even in the localisation
• Mia Fey once commented that Dahlia’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
• Mia Fey resorts to violence when exposed to cringey behaviour
• College Feenie
• Apollo told Athena that randomly presenting irrelevant evidence to everyone was the key to being a successful trial lawyer
• Kay Faraday and Shi Long Lang once had a very serious “wolf versus raven” argument that resulted in them growling and cawing at each other
• Phoenix has called Edgeworth “Daddy”. In court.
• Phoenix has cross examined two parrots and an orca
• Apollo carries (or has carried) candy around, probably in his pockets
• When informing the court of Romain LeTouse’s last words, Apollo didn’t just repeat them. He PLAY-ACTED them. Multiple times.
  

raakxhyrnsfw:

Okay but reach-around sex? I love that shit. Hello?? Let me hold you between my legs, maybe I’m fucking you, maybe you’re just grinding back against me while you fuck yourself into my hand?? I get to possess you and play all over the front of your body, grip your jaw, your throat, your nipples, your tummy, everything, spreading your legs apart for me. All the while you struggle not to fall forward.