#i loved queue first

north-peach:

icoulddthisallday:

sometimes while reading fanfiction it becomes obvious that the author has forgotten that 2012 is almost ten years ago and that technology was actually very different then. then I have a crisis about 2012 being long enough ago that some fanfic authors need to do research to have historical accuracy. 

….this makes me uncomfortable

vnapologeticapathy:

sorry for you but for me personally i could be BROWN, i could be BLUE, I COULD BE VIOLET SKY i could be HURTFUL, i could be PURPLE, i could be anything you like gotta be Green, gotta be Mean, gotta be everything more WHY DON’T YOU LIKE ME, WHY DON’T YOU LIKE ME? WHY DON’T YOU WALK OUT THE DOOR?

nebula-girl:

If your nose is currently unblocked and not runny, take a moment to appreciate it. Wow look at you breathing in with both nostrils and not having to blow your nose every two minutes! You must be so proud of yourself! I’m proud of you too bud, have fun with your clear nose, you deserve it.

geekysteven:

ALT

Source

ajjiwannabeyourdog2:

apologist? not necessarily. explainer? perhaps. understander? intimately. enjoyer? greatly. sexualizer? frequently,

unmeltable-snow:

crying my fucking eyes out why wasn’t i an adorable robot created by a mad scientist who loves me

nemesis-is-my-middle-name:

nemesis-is-my-middle-name:

bitches will be like “my ot3 ” and it’s a woman who could murder them, a guy who hasn’t had a good night’s sleep in six years, and another guy who almost got both of the other two murdered. it’s me i’m bitches

every ot3 has three roles:

-overprotective

-designated Sufferer

-maker of mistakes

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

You ever take a uquiz that tells you nothing about yourself but SO MUCH about the person who made it?

skinreflectsthesun:

It’s so weird to me when my mutuals post about their jobs, like what do you mean you have work? You’re a full time tumblr girl, we are in the break room right now bestie

fairycosmos:

no i’m not lonely yes i tear up when i see random families and friend groups in public. i do it on purpose. i do it for fun. ok

asliceofoceanmist:

KinnPorsche The Series + text posts pt.8 

[pt.1][pt.2][pt.3] [pt.4] [pt.5][pt.6][pt.7]

doctorprofessorsong:

I’m gonna say it here too. Allow me to be crystal fucking clear.

• It is not cowardly to stay in the closet. Full stop. You do not owe anyone any part of yourself you aren’t ready to share
• If you unable to come out because you fear for your safety or well-being or because you know it will cause you substantial discomfort, that is not a defect in you. It’s a failure of the society in which you live and the community surrounding you.
• If you just don’t want to share that part of yourself, that is valid and I support you

begans:

agentfrostbite:

ritterdoodles:

brokendreamsandpyramidschemes:

sergle:

ocdnatural:

when dealing with mosquitos do you:

1. leave them alone and let them hang out around in ur room (normal)
2. trap them with a cup and a sheet of paper and put them outside (mostly normal)
3. slap them in the air or on your skin (sure)
4. hit them while theyre on the wall or a piece of furniture so it leaves a stain (absolutely fucking deranged)

ABSOLUTELY love these tags I respect this person so much

You can tell OP has never lived in an area infested in mosquitoes, those assholes suck to the highest degree

Plot twist, OP is an alien researcher attempting to gather information and wildly misinterpreting humanity’s reactions

im-simmin:

papasmoke:

papasmoke:

as an ex-catholic it’s very funny to see ‘catholic convert’ in people’s bios it’s akin to running out of a burning skyscraper and passing someone heading on up to the top floor

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