The other one, though! Is it me or is this one somehow more cursed than the picture with the literal demon on it?
I mean, look. What’s up with this tiny fire? If you have a quote about surviving a fire by being more badass than the fire, you better have an impressive as fuck fire, otherwise I won’t be impressed. So you burned brighter than that barely sustainable flame in the sand you would be hard pressed to properly roast a marshmallow in? Like, wow.
The sky is brighter than the fire. The sky should not be brighter than the fire, obviously. Terrible composition. (Compare the Crowley version. Flaming like anything, that fire!)
The lighting on the model looks fake. It’s not light from the fire (because as we established, the fire is tiny and hiding in a hole on top of it). It’s orange enough to be from a sunset, but the sky is lightest behind the model, suggesting that’s where the sun would be, if it had not already set. The light on the rest of the sand in the background is a lot more blueish, supporting the theory that it’s past sunset. Conclusion: there’s a second fire next to the photographer that lights the scene, and they didn’t show us the cooler, bigger fire. No, the audience has to content with the tiny fire. We were cheated for the cooler fire, guys. (Alternatively, the light comes from an orange tinted lamp, but I’ll assume nobody drags a lamp to the beach.)
The model looks a lot weirder in this pose than Crowley. Understandable, after all she’ll have to make do with the correct number and arrangements of joints for a human body. Really, try sitting like this (hanging… slouching? I don’t even have a fitting word for this ridiculous pose). Her left foot is hardly on the ground weird as she’s pulling up this leg. It’s a miracle she’s not falling over. (Definitely a demonic miracle. Angels would not get involved in this type of thing.)
No pants but a thick knitted pullover. The pullover actually looks quite nice and warm. Not sure if it’s ideal beach wear, but, fine. But where are your pants, girl. If you can stand this warm pullover, your legs should be freezing. You’ll also get sand everywhere.
And that facial expression. I will allow the idea that it’s a sexy expression or bedroom eyes or whatnot and my ace ass can’t see it, so it just looks weird to me. But. Look at that million lightyears stare. Blank and distant. What did you see, pantless lady? (I am a little scared of the answer.)
I think I’ll give it 3/10. Nice fluffy looking pullover. Model has nice hair. Beach is a little boring, but pretty enough. Fire is rather disappointing. Model should a) go buy pants and b) see a doctor to make sure she didn’t damage any vital parts twisting like this.
