Second, I woke up today with the urge to write plotless fluff about the two of these ineffable cuties just cuddling so I assume there must be something in the air.
One of the hidden gems of the Good Omens television spectacular are Hasturs’s hysterical screaming. Oh, of course his shrieks at the melting of Ligur win the gold medal — but his TERROR at Crowley’s driving…
I took that scene as Hastur not afraid of the flames, so much, but of the SPEED…probably his first time on the highway, definitely first time going over 60 MPH, probably his first time in a car…to suddenly be in this human contraption filled him with mortal terror.
I figured his mind was probably fuckin BLOWN at ‘the wheel’.
Hastur getting gradually more terrified over millenias at all the new humans inventions, especially the ones meant for transportation is hilarious to me.
Chariot? Death trap.
Car? Why was that even allowed ????
TRAIN???? TRAIN ????? FUCKING TRAIN GOING 200 km/h WITH HUNDRED OF PEOPLE INSIDE ????? WTF
OKAY BUT THE FROG. lolol it is also terrified and thats very good.
For other people, it’s as if unicorns had always been there, just another type of horse, hanging around through all of History. But Crowley knows. And he’d missed them.
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@seaskystone wrote this heartbreaking ficlet and it hurt so good, but I like happy endings and I will abuse the powers of the antichrist to give Crowley a baby unicorn to hold.
Night on the Ark (with ethereal nightlight): Aziraphale and Crowley hanging on the Ark with a Dodo, Thylacine and a little Hippidion (ancestor of the horse). Napping with animals not yet extinct.
This is a mixed media piece made with posca pens and colored pencil.
Aziraphale comforting Crowley right after his hair is chopped off. Holding him tight by halo light.
EDIT: adding this addendum because a few people have questioned the medium of this piece in tags. This is 100% traditional media, it was made by layering grey, white and black posca paint pens with a touch of HB pencil shading.
My Long Fall AU: Aziraphale meets Crowley in Eden before the whole Apple business in my AU. He’s taken aback by how seemingly non-confrontational Crowley (Crawley) is and works to gain his trust.
I’ve often thought about how long Adam and Eve actually lived in the Garden of Eden. Before the fall of man Adam and Eve didn’t know death, old age or even sickness so they could have lived in Eden for many, many years unchanged before Eve decided to take a bite outta knowledge. Given this theory Crowley and Aziraphale could have theoretically spent quite a bit of time together.
