mortimermcmirestinks:

New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

“I like your shoelaces.”

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

“Thanks! I stole them from the president.”

I’m paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don’t let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.