#i thought of this in the shower

Riordanverse Headcannons: Part 5

So before Will went to Camp Half-Blood, he stayed with his mom. Naomi starts dating someone, and they get married. So when Will is like, 5 years old, Naomi is pregnant. When she goes into labour, Will is with her. While the doctors are doing their thing, Will is just walking around the room inspecting the equipment. Eventually, he watches the doctors, then he starts correcting them. Like “NoOooO, that doesn’t go there” and “She needs something to bite on” or so. And the doctors are like “We spent 10 years in college, and this 5 year old boy with a lisp is out here telling us what to do”.