I watched In Secret. Terrible movie. 10/10 would recommend. Trying to explain it to friends didn’t … translate exactly, so I made some visual aids.
Basic plot: Elizabeth Olsen is abandoned as a child in the care of her Aunt Jessica Lange and her cousin Consumption Draco Malfoy.
She is as desperate to bang as any human woman has ever been in the history of time. In an early scene, she watches a shirtless dude cut grass or harvest crops or whatever shirtless dudes do in the 1800s and gets off on it. She has needs.
Unfortunately for her, Aunt Jessica Lange forces her into marriage with Consumption Draco Malfoy, who isn’t all that interested in banging her or anyone. The three of them move to Paris. And then Consumption Draco Malfoy brings home Oscar Isaac, and the “plot” of the movie begins.
