#idiots q to sleep
A reminder that bats are superior to swords for their inherent potential for inflicted pain
Nothing rivals a sword in homoeroticism, but for just raw pain, bone breaking, blocking, and parrying, bats reign supreme
it took me a full minute to realize that you weren’t advocating using a flying rodent to inflict pain
their power… unparalleled
Merlin is human, probably. He thinks so, anyway. He breathes like a human. Inhale, exhale. If he were immortal then he wouldn’t have to breathe, right? So that there is proof he’s mortal and human.
Except for the rare occasions when things are so chaotic and busy and they’re all caught in the middle of battle, and Merlin forgets. Just for a few moments he forgets to breathe, forgets he has to - until the battle is over and he looks around to see his friends panting with exhaustion, and becomes so unsettled by the stillness of his lungs that he works himself up into hyperventilation.
Inhale, exhale. That’s what humans do, right?
who wants some aithusa icons
like/reblog if you use please :D
gwaine: nice hands merlin
merlin: uh… thanks??
gwaine: i bet they’d look great wrapped around my-
leon, from across the room: aROUND THE HOLY BOOK OF THE GOOD LORD, AMEN!
merlin: *is visibly confused*