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peanutellamonster:The first thing that came to mind when I saw the Twitter photos. Not my proudest

peanutellamonster:

The first thing that came to mind when I saw the Twitter photos. Not my proudest moment.


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captainpoe:Avengers cast reads new Thanos children’s book. BONUS captainpoe:Avengers cast reads new Thanos children’s book. BONUS captainpoe:Avengers cast reads new Thanos children’s book. BONUS captainpoe:Avengers cast reads new Thanos children’s book. BONUS captainpoe:Avengers cast reads new Thanos children’s book. BONUS captainpoe:Avengers cast reads new Thanos children’s book. BONUS captainpoe:Avengers cast reads new Thanos children’s book. BONUS captainpoe:Avengers cast reads new Thanos children’s book. BONUS

captainpoe:

Avengers cast reads new Thanos children’s book.

BONUS

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lancelotdeservedbetter:

torontofarmboi:

anti-dream-majima:

A reminder that bats are superior to swords for their inherent potential for inflicted pain

Nothing rivals a sword in homoeroticism, but for just raw pain, bone breaking, blocking, and parrying, bats reign supreme

it took me a full minute to realize that you weren’t advocating using a flying rodent to inflict pain

their power… unparalleled

greatsenpai:1 slice of pumpkin pie please

greatsenpai:

1 slice of pumpkin pie please


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QUEUING UP FOR THEIR TURNQUEUING UP FOR THEIR TURNQUEUING UP FOR THEIR TURN

QUEUING UP FOR THEIR TURN


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about the making of the next album/songs - (x)

       Interviewer - “…and how do you find that sexy inspiration" 

       Dan  - "I just look in the mirror”

i-worship-akaashi:

invith:

i-worship-akaashi:

I just took a haikyuu personality test bc I thought it would be fun…

Slightly disappointed in myself tbh but fr tho the description was too long but it CALLED ME OUT- ab my fucked sleep schedule and everything I’m scared maybe uquiz stalks me

You think you’re the only one who needs to be called out? Respectfully nah, we’re all wrecked over here. I feel personally attacked by you posting this without a link, i want to be stalked too

Here you go ✨

matsukawa issei

you’re tired as fuck. your best friends just need to date already, you’re in love with someone you met online, and you’re an angsty little shit. ngl you’re half of corpse’s viewers. you rewatch and relisten and talk to anyone you can about “god, ins’t emo music AMAZING ??” & they always respond with “what” and ur like “ahaha nthing forget i said anything mom.” literally. get some help. and maybe a car so you can drive twelve hrs & meet ur soulmate of the month (name: takahiro ?). you’re persistent though, so maybe it’ll work out for you. you seem to grab fate by its balls and force it to change the course of destiny anyway by how much you do shit you’re not supposed to and it just works out. perhaps ur just tenacious (and a little bit of a dumbass. ur shrek memes are kinda cool so i’ll let it slide)

ahxu-laowen:

Not Me + text posts: Yok edition because he is my favorite menace (1) (2)

detektivmartinsson:

detektivmartinsson:

The Watcher

Magnus scrolled through the video, biting his lip, as he cut out the longer pauses when he was looking for something.

He had to admit that it was getting easier to edit them and it gave him something to do. After his injury it had been become harder to find something that he wanted to do afterwards. He had done some cooking and he had done some freelance detective work, but with the shut downs and everything else occurring in the world, he had just wanted to retreat.

He never thought he would be in this situation.

Henry pushed his side and Magnus laughed, “Yes Henry, don’t worry, you’re still in here.”

The comments under the videos seemed to enjoy Henry’s inclusions in the video. Even though most of the time Henry was just running in and out of the kitchen and Magnus’ voice was always ‘Henry! Henry stop it! Henry no. Good boy.’ and 'Yes, I will give you a treat’. Although some of the comments seemed to enjoy them a little toomuch.

But it had been a few months and he was surprised how much he could make from it, not enough to go wild, but enough that he could buy a better camera and even a microphone. It was nice, research and work again.

He leaned back and he pressed the button for rendering, the video for a baked salmon with puff pastry uploading. And then he leaned forward, typing in the description:

'After reading Evan Shem’s new book I wondered what Ella would eat on a night off and I imagine her to be a salmon fan, so this video is for Ella.’

“This is for the rest of the week,” he said with a chuckle. “I can’t help but plan meals when I go to the shop.”

And he held her face and kissed her.

“I’m sorry I took so long.”

And Magnus was kissing her again and he was holding her waist and he was smiling against her lips as he pulled back and nuzzled his nose against hers.

“So, do you want to eat or do you… want me to eat?”

Because God, he could do that again.

The power this man was going to have over her…

It was a thought in the back of her mind, but she was just too enthralled to let it come to the front.

Right now he was kissing her, he was smiling, he was nuzzling her and she never wanted him to stop.

“You first…” she said as she lifted her leg up to caress his leg. “I win either way…” she giggled and her mouth caught his. She made a small moan into him as she kissed him.

“Did you get them? Can we… do it all?” she asked as she moved her head slightly to let him kiss her neck.

hunterbiden:

would loooooooooove to see some movie that’s Darcy X Darcy

seavegetableconspiracies:

Okay but there is no longer any need for me to question the existence of these new movies. This is priceless. This is worth it. This is on point and I love it.

(Source:https://youtu.be/6b1llIOUVSw)

horseboneologist:

Serve it

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ID: A digital drawing of Count Dracula from Bram Stoker’s Dracula. He is a skinny white man with white hair, bushy eyebrows, a bushy moustache, and pointed ears. He is wearing a lizard onesie with the mouth open around his face. The onesie is green with yellow teeth and yellow spikes down the back, and with a red interior lining and red eyes. He is wearing red scaled boots and holding a red lizard-shaped handbag. He is pouting and brusing his hair back from his face, walking down the hall of his castle like he’s on a catwalk. He is wearing green eyeliner and a tasteful red lip. The background is mostly empty, shades of grey and green showing two windows letting in light. Above him, an excerpt from a Dracula Daily email reads: “15 May. - Once again have I seen the Count go out in his lizard fashion.”

terrible-mm-headcanons:

the mystic messenger characters when i havent played in six months:

Name Meanings 9/?↳ Renarin“Renarin?” Dalinar said, trying to work out the name. He hadn’t picked tha

Name Meanings 9/?

↳ Renarin

“Renarin?” Dalinar said, trying to work out the name. He hadn’t picked that. “Rekher … no, Re …”
“Re,” Evi said. “From my language. Nar, after his father. In, to be born unto.”
Stormfather, that was a butchering of the language. Dalinar fumbled, trying to work through it. Nar meant “like unto.”
“What does ‘Re’ mean in your language?” Dalinar asked, scratching his face.
“It has no meaning,” Evi said. “It is simply the name. It means our son’s name, or him.”
Dalinar groaned softly. So the child’s name was “Like one who was born unto himself.” Delightful.


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nattaphum:

Someone noticed that kinn is reading the Kardashians

LMAOOOOOOO

What is Wonderflex and Worbla?

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Worbla armor by Yaya Han

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Wonderflex Wings via Kelly Chehardy

Wonderflex and Worbla are a costumer’s best friends. They can be used to make armor, jewelry, weapons, wings, shoes–pretty much anything you can imagine.

Okay, but…what is it?

Both Wonderflex and Worbla are plastics that are pliable when heated and that hold their shape once cooled. You can get it to that point by using an oven, microwave, boiling water, or (my favorite) a heat gun. They’re treated with a skin-safe adhesive that will make any two surfaces of the plastic stick together once it’s been warmed up. You can use almost any kind of paint to color it. They are sold in thin, rolled sheets that can be cut with scissors or knives and layered to make rock-hard props. Despite their durability, they’re very light and easy to carry.

In other words, they’re like magic.

The best thing is that you don’t need much experience to work with them. If you’ve ever cut something out of paper and tried to fit it together into a bigger shape, than you’ve got it down.

Is there any difference between them?

This is a common question because the two are so similar. The simplest answer is…

Wonderflex has a light netting on one side of the plastic and is adhesive on both sides of the sheet. Worbla does not have any netting and is adhesive on one side of the sheet.  

That means that Wonderflex is a little stronger than Worbla but won’t bend as well, while Worbla will stretch to fit organic forms but will break more easily. You can see the example of each on this armor (the Wonderflex is blue, the Worbla brown). Some people swear by one or the other, but both plastics are pretty much the same in the long run.

If Wonderflex and Worbla are so great, why doesn’t everyone use them?

It’s probably because they don’t know how easy it is to use and how long it will last. When you first start looking to get some, it will seem expensive because you might think that you’ll go through it really fast. I’ve made two masks, two hand claws, two cuff links, and seven bangles out of a large sheet of Wonderflex that I bought four years ago. I still have half of the sheet left and those props have outlasted all the other ones I’ve made. The minor splurge is definitely worth it in the long run.

Wonderflex and Worbla really are amazing materials. Get them and they’ll become the bread and butter of your props.

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Wonderflex armor via Volpin.

 This guide was made under the wing of Costume Discounters (www.costumediscounters.com). Please go check out their site!! They sell wigs, shoes, shirts, essentials…all sorts of goodies.

weloveshortvideos:

i almost died

shit Gamzee would do indeed :oD

aroaceinyourface:

drowning-moonlight:

random-dancing:

annemariewrites:

old tumblr things that I still feel like are tumblr things despite them being obsolete for years

  • Moon Moon
  • “IT’S TRANSPARENT”
  • mishapocalypse
  • that time the color of the website changed from one shade of blue to a slightly darker shade of blue
  • supernatural fandom having a gif for everything
  • the Great Skeleton War
  • “can you make that ask reblogable?”
  • the onceler fandom
  • people unironically calling David Karp “daddy”
  • “yahoo paid $1 billion for this”
  • the moreos guy
  • do you love the color of the sky?
  • “WHAT IS AIR”
  • when people were fighting over that gif of a bird falling in a chocolate fountain and people thought it was real and the bird died but it was actually a fake bird
  • “what if tumblr was a school?”
  • the superwholock fandom
  • hipster vs. fandom blogs
  • like seriously, there was so much hatred between hipster and fandom blogs and now hipster blogs are basically aesthetic blogs
  • John Green
  • tumblr user pizza
  • “I always follow back”
  • fanmail instead of a messaging system
  • reaction gifs
  • “I like your shoelaces”
  • “Thanks, I stole them for the President”
  • gif vs. jif
  • “I CAN’T, I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN”
  • people HATED Miranda Cosgrove
  • and Nicolas Cage
  • the like and reblog buttons were at the top of a post

What the hell was the Great Skeleton War??!

the Great Skeleton War of October 2014

everyone was off their shits that Halloween and it’s my only fond memory of this website

It was skeletons v fuck bois and it was amazing

l-zhan:HELLO @twin-heroes INSPIRED ME TO MAKE A WANGXIAN CINDERELLA AU AND I COULDNT GET THIS IMAGE l-zhan:HELLO @twin-heroes INSPIRED ME TO MAKE A WANGXIAN CINDERELLA AU AND I COULDNT GET THIS IMAGE l-zhan:HELLO @twin-heroes INSPIRED ME TO MAKE A WANGXIAN CINDERELLA AU AND I COULDNT GET THIS IMAGE l-zhan:HELLO @twin-heroes INSPIRED ME TO MAKE A WANGXIAN CINDERELLA AU AND I COULDNT GET THIS IMAGE l-zhan:HELLO @twin-heroes INSPIRED ME TO MAKE A WANGXIAN CINDERELLA AU AND I COULDNT GET THIS IMAGE

l-zhan:

HELLO@twin-heroes INSPIRED ME TO MAKE A WANGXIAN CINDERELLA AU AND I COULDNT GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD


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