#ill take it

peregrineggsandham:

inthewayoutthere:

dragontatoes:

inthewayoutthere:

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

do you mean a wikipedia page aboutus? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

What’s your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of “1929 in Wales” now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

7arts:

buddhawithoutorgans:

Me

shock:

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

sgam76:

30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

This 30-Song Comprehension Exam Will Precisely Estimate Your Age

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over.

in-a-cave-with:

i caved and made a quiz . which mcu iron man suit are you

insufficiently-advanced:

findsomethingtofightfor:

the-real-numbers:

Source

ok this is a poignant visual metaphor tho

girlfriendluvr:

guygirder:

STANDS HERE GET YER STANDS HERE

Tag with the name of the stand you got

today is not my day

Ya’ll:

That Guy:

daisybf:

rb and put in the tags whether 85f/29.5c is hot

left-hand-of-dorkness:

rogue one has the best costumes second to empire

gallixie:

mother, please forgive me;
i did not intend to fall in love.
but how could i not fall in love
with the freedom he offered in open palms,
as if the whole world had always been at my feet
and i had never thought to look down?

forgive me, mother, please.
but this was never a love affair with a man;
this is a love affair with myself.
and i ask your forgiveness because this is not an apology.
i refuse to be sorry for stepping outside of this birdcage life,
and if my wings led to him,
i am not sorry for that either.

mother, forgive me for breaking your heart.
i was only discovering my own.

— to demeter, from persephone // p.s.

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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you