#im only half joking

LIVE

How about some REAL predictions since comments on Facebook are all “Superbowl bound lololol ”

  • The Saints will have a surprising preseason, then cock up the first game in the regular season.
  • Multiple calls for “unnecessary roughness” while the other team can ream the Saint’s quarterback without so much as a warning.
  • Another year of cycling through substitute quarterbacks before they pitch a deal to the worst one who’s the youngest
  • Shots against Drew Brees’ run even though he’s not playing
  • Drama about Kamara
  • A loss against the Vikings
  • Someone bringing up the Bounty Years again
  • Comparing the new coach to Sean Peyton
  • More Sean Peyton memes with Kevin James
  • Somehow everything coming back to Tom Brady

That’s it, I’m bored. I’m only accepting anon hate in the form of Lady Dimitrescu voice lines. Whoever RPs her the best gets me to change my mind.

I was randomly searching for things on google maps - as one does at 10 pm - which turned into looking up our orchard and what do you know, a new dot appeared next to it. The neighbors I complained about back here, made a page to rent their cabin. And because life is full of ironies, that thing has my name.

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