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What’s Your Number (2011) | dir. Mark Mylod

Okay, I understand, that’s fine. But I am gonna keep kissing you.

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gaycism:

falseinnocencereturns:

op’s redemption arc was nice though

angelsamericana:

angelsamericana:

actually my gender is thomas jordan photography

queenofmoons:

I stole this from Twitter but I’m Curious

puirell:

when life gives you benches, you nap

millenniumlesbian:

Sometimes I worry about Anzu’s parents because every kid I knew in school who was like “I have X extremely specific goal that happens to require me living the rest of my life Extremely Far Away From Here and until then I will be nothing but the most dedicated and perfect and hardworking student ever in order to achieve that goal.” was just miserable at home

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Downside to a large wedding: cost, logistics/coordination, fear of public speaking

Upside to a large wedding: probably the best opportunity I’ll ever have to say “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve”

wherearetheplants:

hey since pride month is coming up remember fuck disney fuck apple fuck google fuck amazon fuck walmart fuck all companies who use our flags and symbols during pride month and do nothing to support us and especially FUCK COPS

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#GoodGirl #Ecstasy

See, this is what I’m talking about. “Dominant” men are disgusting, keep your disgusting shit away from me before I shove my hand down your throat, rip your balls and dick out through your mouth and make you eat them again as you cry because ain’t no surgery gonna fix it to make you feel like a ~big boy~ like you think you are now you pathetic little bitch

@preciousofcolour-blocklist@blocklistbybbgo@pigblocklist@whotoblock@wouldyoukindlynotbegross

Any other boy wanna try this shit dont bother. Not every woman wants to bow down and lick your musty ass dick go fuck youself


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tolkien-feels:

tolkien-feels:

You know, not to be NSFW, but I wonder what conclusions Tolkien wanted us to arrive to when he says Feanor is the mightiest in all parts of body and in beauty and completely unrelated to that but he has more sons than anyone else in history

Like, I know what point he’s trying to make but oh boy did Jirt fail to predict the internet

@skyeventide Oh. That. Yeah. That is. interesting. out of context.

I also forgot

“Hey so elves don’t differentiate between marriage and the consummation of marriage. Side note, completely irrelevant, but did you know that Feanor married pretty much the second it was legally possible? Don’t think too much about this.”

ahoysailorsteve:

wait wait wait

the clock from the Starcourt teaser was important to the plot in st3. and now there’s ANOTHER clock in the renewal teaser. one that looks eerily like the clock from the courthouse in Back to the Future.

you know. from that movie Steve and Robin saw while high on Russian dumb bitch juice?

maybe the time travel theory isn’t AS ridiculous as I thought.

the ancestry of Elrond and Elros is so preposterouslyfragile

there are so many times where their ancestors almost didn’t survive, or were barely in the right place at the right time to marry and make a child together! i’ve posted more about that here — no need to go again through the laundry list of near misses and coincidences that goes into producing these two men

but the thing is - this string of improbable events feels a LOT like what happens when you have a time traveler nudging things to happen in just the right way at the right time to produce this specificoutcome

so obviously the questions become (1) what horrible future awaits in a world without elrond’s guidance and elros’ descendants? (2) how do people figure out it’s these two who need to be saved for a better future? and (3) who travels back in time to fix this apocalypse-spawning event, and what do they do once they get there?

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

finally miyuki’s cringe fashion sense gets animated

posting this on tumblr is funny because most of the people in the notes are on miyuki’s side and are calling kei swagless. she just doesnt get it

imagine vixx as youtube channels. N will be posting makeup and candle tutorials, Leo joins the clickbait squad, Ravi continues to abuse his channel with Butt vlogs (and rarely, funny animal video compilations), ken, hongbin and hyuk merges as a channel that uploads both rage gaming videos and pranks on other members. Together they join forces on their main channel realVIXX where they play hide-and-seek and always ends the game with a blindfolded Ken obliviously searching and the rest of the members leaving the area.

barduils:

i don’t want to look “hot” i want to look alluring, haunting, bewitching. i want to look like the kind of person hozier would write a song about.

e-102:

you can’t ‘i’m just a little guy’ your way out of this one cunt

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