#incorrect apex legends
Bloodhound: Octavio can I show you my Butterfly?
Octane: Sure
Bloodhound, throwing a stick of butter at his head: Here you go
Gibraltar: Dating Nik’s fun until you hit 110mph on the Harley and he goes flying off the back like a McDonald’s napkin.
Nikolas: I-
Nikolas:
Nikolas: That only happened once.
Revenant, pushing through a gun fight: Out of my way, filthy skinbags!
Bangalore, following closely behind: He means no offense! I’m sure you all shower regularly!
Lifeline: I have no fears.
[Bloodhound might do something reckless and get themself severely hurt or killed]
Lifeline: I have one fear.
Mirage, wrapping an arm around Rampart’s shoulders: Hey, Ramya.
Rampart: What’s up?
Mirage: You see Kairi over there?
Rampart: Yeah?… What about her?
Mirage: She thinks you’re really cute.
Rampart: I would hope so. We’re married.
Loba: Hyeon, what’s your last name?
Crypto: It hasn’t changed since we met…
Loba, getting down on one knee: Maybe it’s time it does.
Octane, about Wattson: I just love her so much.
Lifeline: How much do you love her?
Octane: I’d bend over forward for her.
Lifeline: You mean you’d bend over back- oh… OH!