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Bloodhound: Octavio can I show you my Butterfly?

Octane: Sure

Bloodhound, throwing a stick of butter at his head: Here you go

Gibraltar: Dating Nik’s fun until you hit 110mph on the Harley and he goes flying off the back like a McDonald’s napkin.

Nikolas: I-

Nikolas:

Nikolas: That only happened once.

Revenant, pushing through a gun fight: Out of my way, filthy skinbags!

Bangalore, following closely behind: He means no offense! I’m sure you all shower regularly!

Lifeline: I have no fears.

[Bloodhound might do something reckless and get themself severely hurt or killed]

Lifeline: I have one fear.

Mirage, wrapping an arm around Rampart’s shoulders: Hey, Ramya.

Rampart: What’s up?

Mirage: You see Kairi over there?

Rampart: Yeah?… What about her?

Mirage: She thinks you’re really cute.

Rampart: I would hope so. We’re married.

Loba: Hyeon, what’s your last name?

Crypto: It hasn’t changed since we met…

Loba, getting down on one knee: Maybe it’s time it does.

Octane, about Wattson: I just love her so much.

Lifeline: How much do you love her?

Octane: I’d bend over forward for her.

Lifeline: You mean you’d bend over back- oh… OH!

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