#valkyrie
thor is on a journey thru space to find out who he is and “if u ever feel lost look into the eyes of the people you love”. in the end thor will find himself back on earth bc that’s where the people he loves (bruce banner, valkyrie, new asgard) is. in this essay i will talk about how the the revengers will reunite–
happy international women’s day to them
CRUSH ALERT
unpopular opinions/ my accepted head cannons: ✨mcu edition✨
- Clint hides/hangs out in vents
- Peter and Shuri are besties that bond over gen z, meme, and vine culture
- Bucky is very close with Shuri and t’challa
- Wanda x Natasha (kinda but like I also really like Wanda x Vision so…)
- Darcy is waaayyyy better than Jane ( idk she always just rubbed me the wrong way)
- Valkyrie x Captain Marvel (idk it just kinda fits ig???)
- Tony is a bottom
- Nat is a dominant bottom
- Clint feels the need to adopt almost every orphaned, talented kid there is
- gender fluid/non-binary loki
- Bucky is ace ( kinda got this from the fact that after everything he went through with hydra he’s iffy with intimate contact)
- Deadpool is pansexual
- Wanda and Nat are bi
- No to steve x peggy (I like her but i feel like they would be better off as friends)
- Peter is Morgan’s big brother
- Thor is just a golden retriever that’s just happy to be here
- Shuri is smarter than Tony and Bruce
- Captain Marvel and Nebula are lesbian (but not x each other)
- Yelena and Natasha deserve another movie together
- Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man (I like Tom too but Andrew is just so good)
- Yelena is ace
- Spider-Man: homecoming, eternals and captain marvel weren’t that great of movies (sorry if you like these i just found them to not be that great)
- Sharon was always a bitch from the beginning and I never liked her but after that shit she pulled in tfatws I will never forgive her
- Spiderman: No Way Home was the best (Tom!spiderman) Spider-Man movie and was very emotionally damaging
- Tony is bi or pan
The short-haired anime girl of the day is:
Valkyrie
Is there anyone that reads Marvel comics and could help me with
Anyone in the MCU fandom that’s into Gamora, Valkyrie, Valmora, the Guardians, and Revengers that knows how to use goggle docs and into being a co-beta reader/help with plot?
i need PATHETIC WOMEN. fail women who can’t do things right. LOSERS who get drunk and hit the curb. they look like shit. they make jokes nobody likes. they have GAY SEX with other women who leave when they see HER SHIT APARTMENT. she will NOT ANSWER TEXTS and WILL show up to work HIGH. what the fuck