#incorrect arashi quotes
Jun: I wanna do bad things to you.
Sho: *blinks* like what?
Jun: Like break your freaking neck.
Jun: Why aren’t you answering my calls?
Aiba: Uhm.. I can explain!
Jun: Go on then.
Aiba: I like my ringtone so I just let it play.
Jun:
Sho: I made a valid point. Why do you have to argue over everything?
Jun: I’m not arguing. I’m explaining why I’m right and you’re not.
Nino: Why don’t you two get over the bullcrap and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings to each other?
Sho: WHOA! WHOA!
Jun: You are way off base, buddy!
Nino: Oh spare me! Spare me! Just get it over with already!
Aiba: *hits his head trying to do something Sho, Nino, Ohno, and Jun told him wouldn’t work* My head hurts!
Sho: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
Jun: Sho-san, are you getting enough sleep?
Sho: Sometimes when I sneeze, I get to close my eyes.
“When I get tired of people, I usually have conversations with myself and I often find myself very interesting.”
— Matsumoto Jun, probably…at some point.
Aiba: “Sleepy” is so much cuter than “tired.” Everyone needs to stop saying “tired” and start saying “sleepy” instead.
Jun:I’msleepy of your shit.
Sho: The suspense is killing me!
Jun: Good. Die.
Nino: You may think I’m a millionaire prick who doesn’t give a damn about others but you’re wrong..
Nino: I’m actually a billionaire.
AU: SHO TRIES TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF TO JUN IN A BAR.
Sho: *sits on the empty chair beside Jun after Jun ordered* Hi, I’m Sakurai Sho.
Jun: *turns to him blankly and looks at him from head to toe* Hello. I’m not interested.
Sho: “Not in-”.. Oh.
Jun:*nods*
Sho:OH.
Jun: *downs his drink* Now.. I’m “leaving”. Bye *pays and leaves*
Sho:Oh.
Ohno: Z is just a sideway N.
Nino: Oh-chan, it’s 4am. Go to sleep.
Ohno:Zo
Ohno: Hey Siri, will I have a girlfriend soon?
Siri:Yes.
Ohno: Where is she?
Siri: In a different nation.
Ohno: What nation?
Siri:Imagination
Aiba: Okay, I’ll honk to let you know I’m outside.
Nino: You’re bringing a car?
Aiba: No, just the car horn.
“I was so sleep deprived that I tried to zoom in on a paper.”
— Sakurai Sho
Aiba: Can you get that for me?
Ohno: I’m sleeping
Aiba: You’re not. You even answered me.
Ohno: I’m sleep-talking.
Ohno: Yall just mad that I’m leaving the club with a beautiful woman. Thanks again Okasan for picking me up, I really appreciate it. Also thank you for always giving birth to me.
Sho: I want to get married. Now.
Jun: I have gym.
Aiba:Hey
Nino: Yes, Aiba-chan?
Aiba: I can’t sleep.
Nino: Well I can..
Also Nino:Goodnight
Aiba: Mind if I show you a trick?
Sho: Last time you showed me a trick, it took two weeks to grow my eyebrows back.
