#satoshi ohno

怪物くん

KAIBUTSU-KUN

Ohno: Hey Siri, will I have a girlfriend soon?

Siri:Yes.

Ohno: Where is she?

Siri: In a different nation.

Ohno: What nation?

Siri:Imagination

Ohno: Yall just mad that I’m leaving the club with a beautiful woman. Thanks again Okasan for picking me up, I really appreciate it. Also thank you for always giving birth to me.

Ohno: I might not be the coolest, the smartest, or the prettiest person but for sure, I’m the sleepiest!