#incorrect dmc quotes
Dante: Drink your school, stay in sleep, don’t do milk, and get 8 hours of drugs.
Dante: are you a toaster? because I want to take a bath with you
Lady: *worried* please seek help
Vergil: mistakes have been made.
Dante: … oh for fucks sake- where’s the body?
Dante: ugh I’m so stupid
Vergil:
Dante:
Vergil: If you’re waiting for me to disagree with you then this is going to be a long day.
Vergil: we spend way too much money. we need to find a way to cut down on out expenses. what can we live without?
Dante: you.
Dante: bitch
Vergil: blocked.
Dante: wait unlock me, I have to tell you something!
Vergil: unblocked.
Dante: bitch.
Dante: so I was thinking-
Vergil: that’s a first.
Nero: don’t make fun of Vergil
Dante: he won’t know!
Nero: he knows
Trish: this is where the lights turn off and the horror movie begins.
Dante: you saved my life!
Vergil: well, everyone can make a mistake.
Vergil: Dante.
Dante: yeah?
Vergil: you know what? when I look into your eyes… I see something beautiful.
Dante: really?
Vergil: yeah, my reflection.
Dante:
Vergil: I have an idea.
Dante: brother, your last idea was murder.
Vergil: I HATE EVERYONE!
Nevan:…Everyone?
Vergil:…
Vergil:not everyone, not you
Dante: when I was your age-
Nero: it was a long time ago…
Dante:
Dante: now listen here you little shit-
Lady: [sees someone doing something stupid]
Lady: what an idiot….
Lady: [notices that it’s Dante]
Lady: wait… that’s my idiot…
Vergil: I don’t date demon.
Nevan: [walks in]
Vergil: I marry them.
Trish: can you get us a table while I park the car?
Dante: sure.
*five minutes later*
Dante: [running out of the restaurant with a table]
Dante: START THE CAR!
Dante: remember that times you dared me to lick the swing set?
Vergil: no, I said “Dante, don’t lick the swing set”, and you said “Don’t tell me what to do, Vergil” and then you licked the swing set.
Deleted scene from DMC3
Dante: why are you naked?
Nevan: I… don’t have any clothes…
Dante, opening Nevan’s closet: you have a lot of clothes. like this shirt, this jeans, this coat, hi Vergil, oh and this sweater
Nero:
I’m not letting you dieㅤㅤ Vergil and Dante:
Dante: I’m so old, Nero.
Nero: yeah
Dante: you’re supposed to say that I’m not old
Nero: but you are
Dante: trust me, I know what I’m doing!
Nero: not even God knows what you’re doing, Dante!