#incorrect fallout
Charon: Lone, be careful.
Lone Wanderer: Aww c’mon, Charon, you know me, I-
Charon: I do, unfortunately, so be careful.
Butch: *getting up from a seat at the Muddy Rudder to turn in for the night*
Lone Wanderer: …aren’t you forgetting something?
Butch: *hesitates*…*kisses them on the forehead before leaving*
Lone Wanderer: No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Lone Wanderer: What have I done to upset you?
Charon: I have no idea what you mean by that.
Lone, pointing at all their stuff that has been moved to the highest shelf: I’m not an idiot.
Raul: Boss, you have the tendency to be the most insufferable person in the Mojave.
Courier, causing problems on purpose: I know, it keeps me up at night. *smiles*