#incorrect fallout quotes
Sole: I want to see my little boy
Hancock, carrying Dogmeat: Here he comes!
Hancock:isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now i owe you a debt?’
Sole: nope other way round. you saved my life, so now i’m your problem. if you don’t like it, then kill me.
Sole: god wanted me dead, now you get to find out why
Preston: Aw heck.
Maccready: Watch the language!
Sole:We have fun, don’t we Nick?
Nick: I’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.
X6: The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.
Curie: what kind of tea is this?
Deacon: oh, I boiled some Gatorade.
Arcade:Yesterday I overheard Veronica saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Six replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.
Raider Boss: What have the Minutemen ever given us?!
Raider 1: …water purifiers?
Boss: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that’s true. Yeah.
Raider 2: And the generators.
Boss: Yeah. All right. I’ll grant you the water purifiers and the generators are two things that the Minutemen have done.
Raider 1: And the supply lines.
Boss: Well, yeah. Obviously the supply lines. I mean, they go without saying, don’t they? But apart from the water, the power, and the supply-
Raider 2: Irrigation.
Raider 1: Medicine.
Raider 2: Buildings.
Boss: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
Raider 1: And the food.
Raider 2: Yeah. Yeah, that’s something we’d really miss, Boss, if the Minutemen left.
Raider 1: Clean beds.
Raider 2: And it’s safe to walk in the streets at night now, Boss.
Raider 1: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let’s face it. They’re the only ones who could in a place like this.
Boss: All right, but apart from the settlements, the medicine, clean beds, food, public order, irrigation, power, a fresh water system, and supply lines, what have the Minutemen ever done for us?!
Raider 2: …Brought peace.
Boss: Peace!? Shut up!
Butch: *getting up from a seat at the Muddy Rudder to turn in for the night*
Lone Wanderer: …aren’t you forgetting something?
Butch: *hesitates*…*kisses them on the forehead before leaving*
Lone Wanderer: No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
